[Stu]

Our all star team boasts a stunning line up combining the force of three Celtic Tigers, the de facto site admin and Vicky - the eight wonder of the world who scares most men stiff with her knockout good looks and no nonsense attitude. We have been working in conjunction with the Capatalist Sports Science laboratory for the past few months perfecting our pop cultural knowledge and have gained mastery through extensive use of both hard training and chemical supplementation in order to ensure a viable, easily obtainable victory for the west.

Thank you.