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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Tralfamadore
Posts: 10,343
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Tralfamadore
Posts: 10,343
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A Depp too far, Alex (Reid)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...hnny-Depp.html
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The rubber-faced buffoon reckons he can be "the next JOHNNY DEPP".
The Reidenator, as he calls himself, made the bold prediction to his new advisors when they asked where he saw himself in five years' time.
A source said: "It was a struggle to stifle the giggling when he dropped the Depp-bomb. It was comedy gold. He's completely deluded."
Like a soggy party-popper, that ambition will fizzle out just like his brief marriage to oxygen thief KATIE PRICE.
The simpleton will soon be returning to his parents' house, potless, with tales of "getting to the last two for third bad guy in Batman".
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