[waterhog]

thank you BB and my last ever BB poem ? 14.08.12

first and for-most,
i no longer send my poems to channel five,
you just don't get them,
i can confirm my views make me the strangest man alive.
so lets start,
lets get the last day over,
get that gimp out,
take his smirk far away in a rover.
that's right about LukeS,
he was a complete gimp,
you need to put him on a boat,
him and forest gump every day catch shrimp.
Sara was also correct,
4 position did not turn me green,
this lady is very dull and strange,
but funny was her fascination with the queen.
now onto top 3,
i will say there is nothing shady,
well done to my fantasy wife,
Deana came top and did represent the lady.
i am disappointed,
but this is a great meddle,
because the amount of ???? she took,
has proved Deana handled the peddle.
could she pick a winning solider,
Deana did not have this power,
because both were so close,
either would make her army flower.
down to the last 2,
the love was making it real,
because the happiness for each other,
proved this was so genuine and no deal.
Adam got second,
he really is through and through a lovely chap,
a totally reformed person,
no more gangster paradise rap.
onto the winner,
it was no fluke,
because all he has tolerated,
makes worthy the winner Luke.
you have been a pleasure,
i don't hold the " B-M-I" as a grudge,
just so consistent,
you Luke just did not budge.
well done mate,
i hope you can see my glory,
fascinating to watch,
you and your whole journey and life story.
i am not totally happy,
because evident was a mistake,
Conor is a vile man,
why offer him 50% of the cake.
this aside,
big brother 2012 has been fantastic,
you have bounced back,
well done BB or this elastic.


( i hope you have all suffered reading my poems on BB - this is it - my final one - well until Wednesday when CBB starts lol. i am looking forward to this so much providing they don't make the mistake of putting deadwood in there again or having them come in for a task as it tips me over the edge. is anyone else looking forward to CBB or do we need a break ? i personally can not wait.)