[President]

I've just heard from a reliable source that a Middle Eastern gang are plotting a betting scam to get Halfwit out.

At the moment, Halfwit is 20/1 to be evicted. Therefore for every £ they bet on him, they get back £20 if he's evicted.

Basically, they've been making calls today to get him out, into their thousands. They have dozens of people working round the clock to make this operation happen.

The overall voting figures are so low, that just that one gang can cause a huge shift in the eviction votes.

If they do put in enough number of votes to evict Halfwit, they are set to make over £1 million.

This is not a forgone conclusion which many people expect.

tongue in cheek