this is it < my final big brother poem

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

the joe would just like to thank everyone involed in makeing the best show on tv < from camra crew to people who designed house EVERYONE < i have been on some journey with these people and i am so glad alex won as he really is the true winner of the show and he has showed us and i quote from him " who is alex reid". and we all now who he is and what he's about.

thanks to everyone that have read my poem posts and enjoyed them. well untill the summer when i will start up again < the joe is signing out with his final big brother poem > take care everyone <




thank you so much big brother and thank you alex reid


for putting up with my poems,
you deserve a medal,
and to all message board users,
promotion of big brother i will no longer pedal.
so alex is the winner,
but has this man proved himself a champ or cocky,
i am in no doubt in my mind,
his departure dose deserve the sound of rocky.
tougher then any fight,
big brother put alex through the grill,
how he avoided a knock out,
was down to being genuine and not skill.
his friendship with vinne,
was what showed his control,
and to not rise to any of his bait,
your whole personality and i want to enrol.
a lovely temperament,
honest, fair, and not sneaky, alex we saw the proof,
well done mate,
i so enjoyed watching you under the big brother roof.

[Stacey.]

Fanastic poem :thumbs:
But everywhere it says 'alex', it should say: 'jonas'
:D

[Claymores]

Poetry bores the crap out of me - write in coherant sentences if you have a point to make and make use of punctuation. Poetry is like TXT speak - useless on a forum - save it for your classroom kiddo

[Stacey.]

Poetry bores the crap out of me - write in coherant sentences if you have a point to make and make use of punctuation. Poetry is like TXT speak - useless on a forum - save it for your classroom kiddo

:nono:

dont worry joe, some people just arent appreciative!!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

claymores has got out od bed the wrong side,
but attacking the joe has left him open wide.
to my recue came the stacey,
who makes my heart racey.
she put him in his place,
totally remeoved with out a trace.
but joe has got a question for the love of his life,
what dose it mean now you have added me stacey? are you wanting to be my wife.
what dose it mean and what is the point of a friend list,
with all this computer business, i dont get the gist.
so fill me in girl and i will be so in debt,
should i move in with you and put my house up for let.

[Stacey.]

claymores has got out od bed the wrong side,
but attacking the joe has left him open wide.
to my recue came the stacey,
who makes my heart racey.
she put him in his place,
totally remeoved with out a trace.
but joe has got a question for the love of his life,
what dose it mean now you have added me stacey? are you wanting to be my wife.
what dose it mean and what is the point of a friend list,
with all this computer business, i dont get the gist.
so fill me in girl and i will be so in debt,
should i move in with you and put my house up for let.

like it ;)

:joker: LOL
friends, not your wife, !!!!!!!!!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

like it ;)

:joker: LOL
friends, not your wife, !!!!!!!!!

hi stacey > i really dont get what it means by adding me to your friends list ? i am not very good with computers and i only use it for the message boards to put my crazy poems on? so please exsplain what it means what i have to do and what is the point of it ? sorry to be so thick.

ps very sad you dont want to be my wife but i was joking. i say silly things just to get a few smiles so dont take anything to serious what i say ok? and if it dose not mean anything about being on friend list just say so and i will understand.

[Shaun]

:( i'll miss these. Farewell, the Joe.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

very deep shaun < theres enough love for you and stacey lol

[Stacey.]

hi stacey > i really dont get what it means by adding me to your friends list ? i am not very good with computers and i only use it for the message boards to put my crazy poems on? so please exsplain what it means what i have to do and what is the point of it ? sorry to be so thick.

ps very sad you dont want to be my wife but i was joking. i say silly things just to get a few smiles so dont take anything to serious what i say ok? and if it dose not mean anything about being on friend list just say so and i will understand.

oh its ok :)
just click on the notification, and it will appear 'accept friend request'
i think!! So, click on that, then we should be friends haha .

no, its ok! I knew it was a joke ;) lmao

[Stacey.]

and Joe?!
will you be coming back for BB11? :)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

do you really need to ask that stacey ? yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss with out a doubt < big brother is top in my life < if that makes me sad to anyone < then the joe is depressed lol but i would not miss it for the world.

i take it you will be tuneing in to ?

[Claymores]

Look Joe - she's 14 - do you really want to do a Sisqo? You'll get the jail poetry

[Claymores]

And yes Joe - I awoke after little sleep with the hump and hangover - thanks for including me

[Claymores]

Joe 444 has gone to jail
for propositioning a underage kid woo woo woo
he don't give a dam cos now he's in da hood
and rapping with da Sisqo like he knows he could
he's be out in 10
and by then
he can proposition the girl legally again

I invented the Joe444 rap that uses the word proposition - great eh?

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Joe 444 has gone to jail
for propositioning a underage kid woo woo woo
he don't give a dam cos now he's in da hood
and rapping with da Sisqo like he knows he could
he's be out in 10
and by then he can proposition the girl legally again

I invented the Joe444 rap that uses the word proposition - gerat eh?

i went to jail for rapping,
and for going heavy on claymores who got a good slapping.
but now i am out, i will mature,
and more painful poetry claymore will endure.
message boards are for comments and views for people to exspress,
thats check mate claymores, you are no good at chess.
so go away into your bitter world and come up with a new row,
because you are not worth it, wowwwwwwwww

[Claymores]

Not your best kiddo - I prefer the Joe444 rap but I'm biased :dance:

No hard feelings Joe - I'm an oldie in hangover - do a Claymores rap for that!!!!!!!

[sooty]

Ha ha Everybody is making me laugh.:hugesmile:

Joe, would you still write other subjects until BB11 starts?

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

you can not please some people lol

[Claymores]

you can not please some people lol

As siaf above - no hard feelings - I'm just in a ratty mood cos Tango Man and his missus won - accept my apologies please

[Jackie]

I've enjoyed reading you're poems Joe
I wish Dane would of won though
Never mind there's always next year
We're the housemates will endure more boos and cheers.

[Claymores]

I wish Dane would of won though
Never mind there's always next year.


Is he going back in again if still unemployed? - will he get Jobstarter Allowance?

[Stacey.]

do you really need to ask that stacey ? yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss with out a doubt < big brother is top in my life < if that makes me sad to anyone < then the joe is depressed lol but i would not miss it for the world.

i take it you will be tuneing in to ?

:dance2: whey!
yes, of course :D and i will come online every day - even all the time whenn CBB/BB aint on ;)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

loverly to hear stacey <

[Stacey.]

loverly to hear stacey <

:hugesmile:

[WOMBAI]

the joe would just like to thank everyone involed in makeing the best show on tv < from camra crew to people who designed house EVERYONE < i have been on some journey with these people and i am so glad alex won as he really is the true winner of the show and he has showed us and i quote from him " who is alex reid". and we all now who he is and what he's about.

thanks to everyone that have read my poem posts and enjoyed them. well untill the summer when i will start up again < the joe is signing out with his final big brother poem > take care everyone <




thank you so much big brother and thank you alex reid


for putting up with my poems,
you deserve a medal,
and to all message board users,
promotion of big brother i will no longer pedal.
so alex is the winner,
but has this man proved himself a champ or cocky,
i am in no doubt in my mind,
his departure dose deserve the sound of rocky.
tougher then any fight,
big brother put alex through the grill,
how he avoided a knock out,
was down to being genuine and not skill.
his friendship with vinne,
was what showed his control,
and to not rise to any of his bait,
your whole personality and i want to enrol.
a lovely temperament,
honest, fair, and not sneaky, alex we saw the proof,
well done mate,
i so enjoyed watching you under the big brother roof.

Enjoyed reading them! Pleasant change from all the stupid posts! Well done!

[Stu]

If your going to write poetry, expect and learn to handle critique in return.

Not that you would dare engage in debate of any kind. That would involve back and forth communication with people. The Joe aint here for that. His here to shill us his bad poetry.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

judas iscariot > the joe is here just for you x