off to rehab to detox now < anyone want to join me ? (last ever joke poem)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

i no i said this is it with my last poem < but just like micheal jackson < this really is my last big brother poem < well untill it starts again lol
thanks everyone on this message board for being so nice and getting into good chats < they really did have me gripped <



Joe did detox and went into rehab



don't get involved,

that's my warning,

this is more lethal,

then global warming.

i was a late starter,

i did not get into it when it first hit,

my views were,

don't even think about that s??t.

then one day,

i decided to have a taste,

i lapped every bit of it up,

none went to waste.

it took over my life,

from bed to when i did wake,

and no i could not do no side shows,

big brother little brother was so fake.

then on friday 29 jan 2010,

i went into detox and done rehabilitation,

its a long time till the summer,

when big brother poems are set for more Joe humiliation.

[Stacey.]

:laugh2:
Brilliant!
:thumbs: Good job man!!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

thanks stacey >

[Jackie]

ok lol

[fix]

Quit it now mate, quit it now! And join our lord jesus, you too can be saved. Jesus loves you!
Can i get an amen!?

[Claymores]

Quit it now mate, quit it now! And join our lord jesus, you too can be saved. Jesus loves you!
Can i get an amen!?

Hmmmmmmmm more like

[Alf]

on a dark and stormy night
christopher columbus wanted a sh*te (missing letter i)
it had to be done, it had to be done
so out of the window he popped his bum
a vicar was walking by
so he did it right in his eye


that's my poem

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Quit it now mate, quit it now! And join our lord jesus, you too can be saved. Jesus loves you!
Can i get an amen!?

is that you stephan baldwin ?

[Stacey.]

CBB was the best,
better than all the rest.

Sov was the highlight of the show,
It was wrong that she had to go.

Jonas` sex talk and moves,
He came 4th with no boos.

Sisqo kicking the **** out of Vinnie,
All because he wanted to winnie.

Stephens bible and prayers,
Complaining about what Jonas wears.

Dane screaming in the night,
Gave all of the housemates one big fright.

Stephanie was a stuck-up cow,
She thought she changed.. but has she now?

Alex.. we made our winner,
When all he wanted was his dinner.

Nicola was a complete fake,
No one could see it.. how long does it take?

Ivana arrived by Sisqos magic,
She was there.. Sov was gone - so tragic.

Vinnie the bully of the house,
Causing all of the rows.

Katia had fun playing Jonas,
Then he finally got his own back.

Heidi the rudest of them all,
And she thought all of them she could rule.

So thats our CBB7,
Hope you enjoyed it.. until the end.
:)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

what can i say stacey < wickedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[Stacey.]

what can i say stacey < wickedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Thankss, :D lmao
my new hobby = writing poems! :)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

should we do a duo < i will be emiem and you can be snoop dog or what ever these rappers are called ? deal lol

[Stacey.]

should we do a duo < i will be emiem and you can be snoop dog or what ever these rappers are called ? deal lol

i will be Sov :D
You can be eminem :wink:
like the idea :p

[Stacey.]

the other thread came back :shocked:
Chels chased it, caught hold of it, and brought it back.
Good chels!!! :pat:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

i will be Sov :D
You can be eminem :wink:
like the idea :p

deal < all moeny we make goes to the new series of big brother that we are going to bring back ok <

[Stacey.]

deal < all moeny we make goes to the new series of big brother that we are going to bring back ok <

yes :D
more than happy with that!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

stace < has anyone told you that you look like a guy i no rodrigo lol

[Stacey.]

stace < has anyone told you that you look like a guy i no rodrigo lol

:joker: Roddys sweet!