Famous Housemate's One Liners

[o8kawasaki89]

There are many famous housemates quotes over the past ten years, we take a look at just some of them.

Whether bored, tired, annoyed, drunk, or just plain stupid there have been some classic quotes to emerge from the housemates mouths. Here’s a look over the past ten years of Big Brother with through some memorable one- liners.


“W*****s. Ooh, my tourettes is in context. I love it when that happens”. Pete, BB7.

“I love learning new word and spelling them. Last week I learn three new words. I learn hilarious, H I L A R I O U S, hilarious.” Kathreya shows off her polished English skills, BB9.

“It’s not you, it’s me.” The line no man should ever mutter, Ziggy breaks Chanelle’s heart, BB8.

“No **** is going to win this.” But they did. Brian Dowling, BB2.

“I’m just dunking my custard creams into this hot, juicy tea.” Mario has viewers across the country cringing, BB9.

“Am I minging?” The immortal line uttered by Jade, BB3.

“Ah, we’re psychopathic!” Was that psychopathic or telepathic Amanda, BB8.

“I love blinking I do.” Our favourite Walsh hairdresser, Helen, BB2.

“Who is she? Who is she? Where did you get her from? I am not talking to it anymore. I can’t even look at it.” Nikki doesn’t like Susie apparently, BB7.

“It’s dog eat dog, end of.” The competition heats up for Saskia, BB6.

On his fellow housemates “The group is made up of Wolves, Sheep and Individuals”. Freddie, BB10.

Source-Totalbigbrother.com

[_Seth]

"You better know yourself if you're talkin' about me, little girl."

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[smartalec2718]

"Well at least someone got wet tonight...and it certainly wasn't Saskia" --Kemal, BB6

oh yeah, and Nikki's quote was "Who is she? Who is she? Where did you find her?!" not "Where did you get her from"

[Strictly Jake]

im a south london it girl

[Niamh.]

Narinder : I wonder if anyone famous fancies me now?
Brian Dowling : Stevie Wonder?

[serensilver]

Derek about kemal - there's more mince in his walk than there is in the freezer

Victor - give me hot water, i already got the sniffles!

[Niall]

HIRARIOUS!! :hugesmile:

[Raph]

'I'm cooking an egg for the very first time..aooh, aooh!' - Glyn Wise
'Darnell, are you.. black?' - Rachel Rice
'Dingity - pride for demselves, recspect for demselves' - Kathreya Kasisopa

:)

[Jordan.]

"Hiyaaa Im Bonneh" - Bonnie, BB7.
"Memba i told you" - Alexandra, BB9.
"NO REBECCA NO" - Luke, BB9.

[o8kawasaki89]

All Hilarious So Far!

[teabag.]

"this is not big brother.. this is crap land!" - glyn BB7
"Tweedle dumb, tweedle dee and tweedle TWAT!" - science BB6
"You'll never EVER be ready" alex BB9
"Did you just call my television a lady garden?" marco BB5

[Raph]

'I live in Glyn World, where everyone is happy all the time' - Glyn Wise

['Conor]

"RODRIGO, RODRIGO, RODRIGO !!!!" - Rodrigo, BB10

"Hi im Brian, NO YOUR NOT!" - Brian Dowling, BB2

"I Have A Code" - Dawn, BB7

"I Can feel the venim pouring out of me" - Nikki, BB7

"Thats AMAZING" - Sam, BB7

"****in this, ****ing that" - Lisa, BB7

[Raph]

All the Glyn quotes in my sig. Best Housemate ever.

[Smithy]

I don't want to perform for them, I perform for myself, I'm not a performing monkey D; - Chanelle BB8

[LaLaLand]

"I'm sexeh, I'm funneh, everyfiiin an' everyfiiin" - Bonnie Holt, BB7.

['Conor]

"I'm sexeh, I'm funneh, everyfiiin an' everyfiiin" - Bonnie Holt, BB7.

i remember that ! :joker:

['Conor]

"You no wa am sayin?" - Cairon, BB10

[LaLaLand]

"Tweedle DUM, Tweedle DEE & Tweedle TW*T!" - Science, BB6.

"I'm all for sleeping around that's why I'm a big fan of Christina Aguilera" - Sam Heuston, BB6.

"You know when I'm givin' you eviiiils, you just knowww..." - Lesley, BB6.

[Raph]

"I'm sexeh, I'm funneh, everyfiiin an' everyfiiin" - Bonnie Holt, BB7.

hahahah yeah! :joker:

['Conor]

"I Refuse to diminish my character!" - Craig, BB6

[Raph]

Happy Happy House, Happy House - Rachel and Kathreya.

[Jessica.]

No Big Brother, I'm not an irrepressible dark horse, I am the irrepressible dark horse.

['Conor]

"Shut up you dick faced twat ****ing wanker" - Lesley, BB6

[o8kawasaki89]

"She's Soooo Self Absorbed, That She Actually Doesn't See Whats Going On Around Her. Because She's So Self Absorbed, ME ME ME ME ME, More Me, ******ing Me, ******ing Me, Everyone Is Sick To ******ing Death Of Hearing About ME ME ME! Thats All Its Is GRACE GRACE GRACE GRACE GRACE. Its Marvelous This Amazing, Fantastic, Got This Got that Got This Got That. No One Gives A ******! Who Cares, Who Cares What She Got! Who Cares What She Done. No One Interested." NIKKI BB7

[serensilver]

michelle bass - no neaked jacuzzi-ness!!

[serensilver]

michelle bass - no naked jacuzzi-ness!

[Jordan.]

Just rewatching BB9 now...

Lisa: I recognise that big toe
Mario: So you should you've sucked it many of times
HM's: Eurghhhhhhh!
Mario: Oh sorry didnt know you was all listening

:joker:

[Boothy]

"I've got my tissues ready, I'm off to work the graveyard shift." - Marcus to Rodrigo a few minutes before being caught w**king :D

[*mazedsalv**]

"Am I minging?"- Jade BB3
"No, you SHUT UP SHUT UP... STUPIDDD" Rodrigo BB10
"Nooo Naked Jacuzziness" Michelle BB5
"O.M.G", "I like blinking I doo" Helen BB2
Mikeys reaction to being hit with the ball "Oh my ****ing god guyss, WTF WAS THAT?" Mikey BB9
"You better know yourself if ur taling about me little girl" Aisleyne BB7
"WHO IS SHE?" Nikki BB7

[Beastie]

Mario: wake up and smell the coffee.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i cant remember what was said to her but somebody said something to lesleh in BB6 like stupid bitch or something and she said

yep, that be me!

dunno why i just thought that was hilarious

[*mazedsalv**]

BB- "And who is Chanelle?"
Chanelle- "MEEEEE" *sobs*..... "Stupid"

Mario- "Mikeys got a dissibility, open your eyes!"

Steph- "Which one am I, Tom or Frank?"