Alan Carr: Chatty Man; Justin Timberlake & Mila Kunis/Jessie J tonight @ 9:30pm

[Smithy]

New series :amazed:

on the first show is;

Jonathan Ross, David Haye and Jennifer Lopez with JLO performing I'm into you

[Kerry]

Oh cool. Be good to see Jonathan interviewed instead of interviewing :D

[Locke.]

Jonathan and Haye :amazed:

[Jords]

Glad its back :amazed:

[Jordan.]

Gonna watch :amazed:

Although I don't find him as funny as I did.

[CharlieO]

Im glad its back, I love Alan Carr he is so funny imo.

[Kerry]

Bump - coming on now

[Smithy]

:amazed:

[Kerry]

Wonder who will get more words in? Alan or Jonathan?

[Smithy]

:laugh2: @ the cheryl jokes

[GypsyGoth]

I wonder what Cheryl will do next.

[KG.]

"In and out more times than Ryan Giggs knob at a family tea party" :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

[Smithy]

He needs a shave and a haircut O_O

[Kerry]

Wish he'd cut that stupid hair

[CharlieO]

ALAN CARR IS A BABE, love him wish i could wathc :bawlin:g

[Kerry]

*Desperately looks for Ross slow-mo button*

[Smithy]

Lmao

[Kerry]

:joker:

[Kerry]

OMG already talking about September shows. Where's the ficken year gone?!?! :bawling:

[Smithy]

It's only june dear calm down :laugh:

[Smithy]

he went for a kiss then :joker:

[Doogle]

Only June?! :laugh:

[Doogle]

I don't like Alan much. Well I didn't but he's growing on me. I'm gonna watch this in an hour.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

David looks small beside that guy.

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[CharlieO]

\who are hteinterviewees tonight?

[Smithy]

Jennifer Lopez, Jonathon Ross and David Haye :bigsmile:

[CharlieO]

Jennifer Lopez, Jonathon Ross and David Haye :bigsmile:

HALF half good bad.
davina epp was good last season,.

[Smithy]

omg the google chrome advert :amazed:

[Kerry]

J'Lo's not got a clue what he's on about :joker:

[Kerry]

Tonight - 10PM.

Elle MacPherson, Bruce Forsythe, Louis Walsh and music from The Kaiser Chiefs

[Smithy]

I hate bruce :bored:

[Kerry]

I hate bruce :bored:

Same here. He's a miserable bastard and God knows how up himself he'll be now with the MBE or whatever it is....

[Jordan.]

Awkward having Louis on.

[Smithy]

Same here. He's a miserable bastard and God knows how up himself he'll be now with the MBE or whatever it is....
ikr! he only got it because people kept complaining that he didn't have one
Awkward having Louis on.

It's prerecorded

[Jordan.]

It's prerecorded

From when? I thought it was only a day beforehand. http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg

[Kerry]

I can't see that they'd mention it anyway. Probably some legal bollocks

[Locke.]

Such a confusing night on TV. Gotta watch the first 30 mins of this, put the next 30 on record, switch over to Graham Norton, because i've got glastonbury to record that would interefere with the Graham Norton recording :bored:

[Glenn.]

Lol

[Kerry]

I'm recording Graham

[Smithy]

From when? I thought it was only a day beforehand. http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg

depends, because the guests are never on screen together he can film interviews weeks apart, this was probably filmed sometime late last/early this week

[Kerry]

:joker:

[Locke.]

Taking the piss out of Giggs again, quality :joker:

[Kerry]

Alans face. He looks constipated :joker:

[Locke.]

Advert for Sirens :amazed:

[Patrick]

Smithy :bored: You should bloody put the names of the guests on the title each week.

Honestly, let Chewy, Callum or MichaelSpears run this thread.

[Patrick]

Such a confusing night on TV. Gotta watch the first 30 mins of this, put the next 30 on record, switch over to Graham Norton, because i've got glastonbury to record that would interefere with the Graham Norton recording :bored:

LOL When that happens;

I always feel like I've accomplished something and I'm a genius in Math once I've sat down and thought and planned out how exactly I'm going to record everything.

And then of course sometimes, Sacrafices must be made - and you realize you may have to watch EastEnders in Low Quality if it means recording 2 other things.

Sky Plus should be able to record like 5 things at once. :bored:

But it's so unreliable - like I usually feel paranoid about leaving it on Series Link incase it decides not to bother recording.

[Kerry]

Yay, other recording pervs like me. It's like a military operation here :joker:

[Kerry]

Actually Locke, good timing. Missing Bruce is no bad thing.....

[Jords]

Alan is a legend. Bet there will be a GIF at some point when he was staring with the model :laugh2:

Wonderland.. blonde girl has a good voice.

[Jords]

Whats wrong with Bruce????

[Locke.]

Actually Locke, good timing. Missing Bruce is no bad thing.....

Only really wanted to see Louie. Guests weren't as good this week as they was last week.

Graham's aren't much better though

[Kerry]

My daughters seen Wonderland and Kian wassis face, their manager with Louis.

[Kerry]

Whats wrong with Bruce????

IRL he's a right misery. His 'stage' performance is literally an act

[Kerry]

Only really wanted to see Louie. Guests weren't as good this week as they was last week.

Graham's aren't much better though

No. Nor were Paul O'Grady's guests. Must be a desperate week :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Well done Louis :D

[Kerry]

Fight fight fight

[Patrick]

When will Bruce just like die?

[Kerry]

When will Bruce just like die?

Louis wondered the same....

[Smithy]

Thandie Newton, Ben Miller, Jo Frost, Liam Gallagher and Beady Eye

tonight

[InOne]

:amazed:

[Locke.]

Only watching it in hope Gallagher does something controversial

[Kerry]

Liam will be interesting

[Smithy]

on now :D

[Ninastar]

im watching

[arista]

Also on Ch4HD

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

i have on around my toilet too :amazed:

[Kerry]

She's boring me

[Jordan.]

These two are boring too :sleep:

[Smithy]

I got confused and thought ben miller was ben stiller :bored: disappointed when he came down the stairs

[Kerry]

Liam will hopefully liven it up

[Kerry]

Didn't recognise Liam

[Smithy]

he needs a hair cut

[Kerry]

Like this song

[Smithy]

why is he squatting like he's taking a dump O___O

he looks so awkward on stage

[Kerry]

why is he squatting like he's taking a dump O___O

he looks so awkward on stage

I think it's kinda his trademark now. Plus I believe that stance gives him that 'strained' sound

[Jordan.]

Grr Chris Moyles next week, might give it a miss.

[Jords]

Liam's hair is horrendous.

[Kerry]

Liam's hair is horrendous.

Laughed when Alan compared it to Dora the Explorer

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/d/dora_the_explorer-5239.jpg

[Jords]

Its so true :joker:

[InOne]

Yeah don't like Liam's hair like that at all. He had it like that a few years ago and it really didn't suit him. He also looks like he's put on a bit of weight

[arista]

Yeah don't like Liam's hair like that at all. He had it like that a few years ago and it really didn't suit him. He also looks like he's put on a bit of weight


His band are Good
at least he still making Music.

[Marsh.]

Am I the only one that thought Thandie Newton was American. I thought she was taking the piss when she came out with that posh english voice.

[Smithy]

Eddie Izzard, Chris Moyles, Prof. Brian Cox and Hard-Fi (Performing)

Don't know if i'll even bother tonight :/

[Smithy]

on now /arista

:spin2:

[Kerry]

Brian Cox yay!!

[CharlieO]

This science guy annoys me. I don't know why.

[Kerry]

Can't believe how old he actually is. In his forties. He looks about 30

[Smithy]

his mouth annoys me :suspect:

[CharlieO]

Same its weird.

He has a son??? I thought he was gay, I cant believe he isn't. He has a strong quality that just emits it. Its not camp but like camp but posher.

[GypsyGoth]

I always like his shows.

[Kerry]

It's a smiley mouth. I don't think he can help it :laugh:

[Kerry]

*Chokes at his hair*

[CharlieO]

He nods too much. :suspect:

[Smithy]

If he'd have gone over backwards, it could of been the funniest moment ever broadcast on tv

[Kerry]

If he'd have gone over backwards, it could of been the funniest moment ever broadcast on tv

:D

[CharlieO]

It would indeed. Wish it had happened.

[Smithy]

Awwww :amazed:

[Kerry]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww *melts*

[CharlieO]

Chris moyles is not funny :bored:

[Kerry]

Chris moyles is not funny :bored:

Was just about to say he's a wanker and then he said so.....

[CharlieO]

Was just about to say he's a wanker and then he said so.....

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

9:30 tonight, new time

[Jordan.]

Is it just me or are JLS on ALL the time :sleep:

[Smithy]

There's quite a few on tonight, hopefully they'll only be performing at the end

[CharlieO]

Is it just me or are JLS on ALL the time :sleep:

This. And I swear chatty man just keep recycling the people who have already been on it.

[Smithy]

Matt Smith, David, Taylor Ann and Hayley Hasselhoff JLS and Miles Kane is the full line up and miles kane performed :sad:

[arista]

Its 9:30PM for 8 weeks

[Jords]

Its 9:30PM for 8 weeks

Another 8 weeks :amazed:

[Smithy]

:spin2:

[Boothy]

I only want to watch it for Miles Kane's performance. I think I'll just wait until it's on YouTube.

[GypsyGoth]

He could have left them the bottle.

[Locke.]

The greatest thing about this show is when he offers them a drink then has one himself

Don't know why but it makes me laugh every week

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Do they have Jeremy Kyle in America :suspect:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[Ramsay]

they are all twisted :laugh:

[Jords]

The older daughter was so freaking irritating :o

Blonde one was quite cool though, she looked a bit like Xtina too.

[Ramsay]

pwned!!

[Jordan.]

That song is so horrible.

[Locke.]

:joker: :joker:

[Jords]

Pissed meself through that :laugh2:

Wasnt initially excited by the guests but it was hilarious!

[Smithy]

loose women will be hilarious

[arista]

On Ch4HD now

[CharlieO]

Loose women are hilarious

[Jords]

Horne seemed a bit awwkard there.

[GypsyGoth]

Horne seemed a bit awwkard there.

Yep, he wasn't that good of a guest.

[GypsyGoth]

I hate the way Alan puts his fingers in peoples glasses.

[Smithy]

:laugh3: @ that film

[Smithy]

Bradley Cooper, Stephen Merchant, One Direction and Will Young, will performed

[Kerry]

Oh God One Direction :rolleyes:

[Jords]

One Direction :idc: :idc: :idc:

[Joelle.]

Well, 2 outta 4 aint bad :hugesmile:

[Jordan.]

Oh God One Direction :rolleyes:

One Direction :idc: :idc: :idc:

Agreed :idc:

[Doogle]

Ew

I might watch for Will Young though

[CharlieO]

One direction :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

I think it'll be good hearing from 1 direction.

[Kerry]

They make me cringe

[Jordan.]

I think it'll be good hearing from 1 direction.

Only if they talk about Cher :hugesmile:

[Locke.]

Cba watching if one direction are on it

[Doogle]

Is it bad that I like Cher now :bored:

She'd be amazing as a guest

[Jordan.]

Is it bad that I like Cher now :bored:

She'd be amazing as a guest

Not at all :amazed:

[Kerry]

He's bleddy tall

[CharlieO]

Get me some tea needle dick :laugh2:

[Locke.]

Cher will probably be on the week her album is out :amazed:

[Kerry]

Flippin' 'eck it's Carr night tonight. Jimmy on Chris Moyles' show

[GypsyGoth]

Bradley comes across as very confident.

[Kerry]

Bradley comes across as very confident.

Dunno who he is

[Kerry]

LOL he did a good impression of Alan

[GypsyGoth]

Dunno who he is

He is in the Hangover and part 2, he's the star of it.

[Kerry]

He is in the Hangover and part 2, he's the star of it.

Not seen them :/

[CharlieO]

Why are one direction the main people. :conf2:

[Kerry]

Why are one direction the main people. :conf2:

I stuck my earphones on and watched the new BB advert :love:

[Smithy]

oh well, at least he's good at something

[Kerry]

Hate that blonde sh!t

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[GypsyGoth]

They look like a real boy band now.

[Marc]

OneDirection :bored:

[Marc]

It might as well just be two of them, the other 3 don't talk or sing

[Shaun]

is it just me or is he basically Frankie Sandford

[Doogle]

The 2 main ones are the worst as well. I prefer the others. Even though I hate them all.

[Kerry]

The 2 main ones are the worst as well. I prefer the others. Even though I hate them all.

:laugh2:

[CharlieO]

How can they be good. They are all the people not good enough to get through put together to just make a bigger pile of crap.

[Kerry]

Whow can they be good. They are all the people not good enough to get through put together to just make a bigger pile of crap.

:joker:

[Doogle]

How can they be good. They are all the people not good enough to get through put together to just make a bigger pile of crap.

:joker: So true.

[Kerry]

FFS they're even plaguing the ads

[CharlieO]

One direction and will young adverts. What a coincidence.

[Doogle]

BB adverts should be playing :bored:

[Kerry]

BB adverts should be playing :bored:

Wrong channel

[Doogle]

Yes yes I know but they should play like now on these channels so people know about it

[CharlieO]

The Zane one is so annoying. Just piss off please.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3: @ Alan's dancing.

[Kerry]

*Thinks Alan's had a fit*

[CharlieO]

Next weeks line up seems good but this singing :/

[Smithy]

he's so stiff :suspect:

and the audience keep laughing :suspect:

[Kerry]

he's so stiff :suspect:

and the audience keep laughing :suspect:

:shocked:

[Smithy]

I meant at the begining where he wasn't moving :nono:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Kerry]

I meant at the begining where he wasn't moving :nono:

I know but the temptation was too much :laugh:

[Smithy]

Decent line up tonight :amazed:

[Doogle]

ew ew

[Ninastar]

mila kunis omfgggg

[Locke.]

Really good line up that, will have to record it

[Smithy]

The inbetweeners are on too :bored: they don't deserve to be in the title though :hmph:

[Doogle]

OMFG im watching now

why the **** didnt you say :idc:

[CharlieO]

Watching later. :amazed:

[Smithy]

It's on :amazed:

[Kerry]

I'm watching. But not too fussed about the guests

[Kerry]

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

[CharlieO]

:amazed: this is so good tonight already

[Kerry]

LOL she's a right clutz

[Ninastar]

LOL aww

[Firewire]

i love her. she's too funny.

[Marc]

Why is her hair... purple? :suspect:

[Kerry]

Why is her hair... purple? :suspect:

Why not I guess :laugh:

[Kerry]

Awwww I like her. Never really heard much from her before

[Marc]

It's a good purple. LOL :laugh:

[Ninastar]

omgz -never comes out-

[Marc]

omgz -never comes out-

Wutt?

[Kerry]

It's a good purple. LOL :laugh:

Plum Dear, plum :hmph:

[Ninastar]

Wutt?

she said people shout abuse to her on streets :'(

[Firewire]

omgz -never comes out-

come on facebook, bitch xoxo

[Firewire]

she said people shout abuse to her on streets :'(

bitches just jealous

[Firewire]

who run da world gurls

[CharlieO]

She should have had a longer section.

[CharlieO]

This skype thing is so rehearsed :bored:

[Marc]

she said people shout abuse to her on streets :'(
Oh.. well those people are silly

[Marc]

Inbetweens movie looks god awful. But I do like the tv series

[Ninastar]

Oh.. well those people are silly

it must hurt though

[Firewire]

it must hurt though

sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

nanana come on

[CharlieO]

"Finish the series" :(

I swear there have only been like 6 episodes.

[Smithy]

^ 8

[Smithy]

lmao, im not a lady i dont need a glass :joker:

[CharlieO]

Mila looks like a teenager :/

[Kerry]

lmao, im not a lady i dont need a glass :joker:

I like her style :joker:

[Ninastar]

sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

nanana come on

chains and whips are pretty exciting

[Smithy]

i totally forgot she was meg :amazed:

[Ninastar]

i never look at meg the same

[Callum]

Waching on +1, what has Jessie J done to her hair?! :yuk: Looks awful!

[Firewire]

chains and whips are pretty exciting

ikr

[Jords]

The Inbetweeners lads were surprisingly unfunny bar Simon............... and he wernt even there!

[Jords]

Jessie J :lovedup:

[ArcticLion]

Mila Kunis on my t.v screan was definitley a treat , she is the sex Godess of all my dreams combined , That is all !:lovedup: