Funny Exam answers

[WILDCHILD]

I was talking with my mates the other day and we were just saying how we bet you get all these exmainers crowded around your exam papers, laughing at what you've written.
Heres some funny websites about people who have submitted ridiculously funny exam answers.:joker:
Click here (http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/fun_stuff/2002/08/28/exams.shtml) and here (http://www.bono-estente.demon.co.uk/funnystuff/exam.html):thumbs:

[WILDCHILD]

So, what do you all think?
There are a few clasics on these that I cant believe people even thought about writing.

Name the four season:
Salt, mustard, pepper, vinegar

What are steroids?
Things for keeping the carpet on the stairs.

For a nosebleed:
put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.

How fuuny? What do you all think of them?

:joker:

[steve_o]

something I'd probably get the answers to wrong.:shocked::thumbs:

:spin:

[Kaz]

Excellent, Wildchild. :thumbs:

"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."
:shocked: :laugh: :shocked: :laugh: :shocked:

I have my fingers crossed that this person isn't a medical student now and been let loose on the poor unsuspecting public!!! :spin2:

[Boris]

I was desperate to find something to 'interest' me and was looking back through the posts.

Your last post here has made me 'laugh out loud' having just been teaching my class about 'the vowels'.

Thanks Kaz !!:spin::laugh::spin::laugh::spin::laugh:

[Kaz]

Glad to be of service, Boris. :laugh:

I have to say that the sight of the newly moving legs in your avatar had exactly the same effect on me! :laugh: :dance: :laugh:

Watch you don't tire yourself out now!
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