The 'be sarcastic about the housemates' thread

[Withano]

Great cast this year.

[Withano]

Sarah and Chads relationship will last a very long time. They're very suited to each other.

[RileyH]

Jemma is a nice person.

[Jay28jay2]

Derek is so entertaining

[Daffodil]

What on Earth has Chad got that Derek hasn't ?

[Withano]

My favourite thing about Jemma is EVERYTHING.

[RileyH]

Marissa lived up to her VT.

[Withano]

I'm glad there were so many reality stars this series. Really gives an insight into how the other half live.

[Jase.]

Shaun is everything I hoped for and more. Even more iconic than Barry tbh :love:

[MrWong]

The hm's are bullying Sarah :bawling:

[Shaun]

Sam is so hot

[MrWong]

Sarah's so self aware and really level headed.

[LukeB]

Sam is so mature

[MrWong]

Shaun has dominated the highlights. King.

[Jase.]

Sarah's so self aware and really level headed.

http://i.imgur.com/OTJxL71.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

I am really enjoying it

[Dominic]

Sarah is a victim

[Withano]

When Jordan thought he was going to do better than Chloe did, I thought he stood a good chance.

[Spoon]

Brandi wasn't messy on Bit on the Side; she was in complete control of herself.

[Withano]

Paul was lovely, I miss him

[jaxie]

Sarah is such a nice sensible person I can't think why everyone would have it in for her.

[Daffodil]

Sarah should go on 'The Voice'.

[jaxie]

Jemma is such a sweet, innocent virginal girl, she's practically a nun candidate.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is it me or are the crowd a lot better this year?

[Crimson Dynamo]

oh wait that was not about hms

:facepalm:

[Daffodil]

I want the name of Jemma's surgeon. I want lips exactly like hers.

[jaxie]

Helen and Derek are such exciting, dynamic housemates!

[jaxie]

Sam is the sexiest man on tv.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Its clear that Sarah was the talented on in GA

[Spoon]

Helen reminds me of Gina Rio.

[RileyH]

Sarah is amazing, really rooting for her to win.

[Spoon]

Amelia is interesting, that's for sure!

[Withano]

Dereks ability to talk to spirits its totally real and very cool.

[Spoon]

The housemates only get more compelling when they sit around and smoke.

[RileyH]

Derek has been the most interesting housemate in there by far!

[Morgan.]

When Jordan thought he was going to do better than Chloe did, I thought he stood a good chance.

I think you mean Megan :joker:

[bots]

Sarah does not have a drink problem

[Morgan.]

Marissa is the true winner, the most entertaining by far

[Spoon]

Fingers crossed for JAM as new relationship experts on Bit on the Side!

[Kyleisaselenator]

Sarah was drinking orangeade and left the pie in there for only ten minutes.

[millyrose]

Jemma is a nice person

[Daffodil]

I do wish they would play Spin-The-Bottle again.

[RileyH]

Sarah is a great cook.

[RileyH]

I do wish Jordan would come back.

[MrWong]

Sarah was genuine when she said she'd love Derek to walk her down the aisle.

[RileyH]

Sarah definitely isn't blatantly cheating on her boyfriend.

[Withano]

I do wish they would play Spin-The-Bottle again.

:joker:

[Withano]

Jam is the most iconic duo in bb history.

[RileyH]

Amelia gets lots and lots of airtime.

[Littlegreen]

Trisha is missed.

[RileyH]

Sarah's singing is decent.

[LukeB]

People aren't obsessed with Sarah

[RileyH]

Chad isn't being used in the house.

[JerseyWins]

The season has thrived without Trisha.

[JerseyWins]

JAM are vile pieces of work that don't know how to have a good time.

[RileyH]

Trisha is not an attention seeking gob****e.

[JerseyWins]

Did you see what Helen did last episode?! Absolute legend

[LukeB]

Chara won't get married

[RileyH]

Brandi was an awful housemate.

[JerseyWins]

I wish Brandi was still in so I could hear her talk more.

[RileyH]

Malcolm is a fascinating creature.

[JerseyWins]

All this showmance stuff is such good TV especially when it focuses around someone with as much personality as Chad!

[RileyH]

Charah is the best thing about this series.

[JerseyWins]

The boot order has been so good as now we're left with the big characters. I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Crimson Dynamo]

There is no way Shaun uses "Just for Men"

[RileyH]

I can't decide which one I want to win, they're all amazing!

[Ross.]

Shaun has been an interesting and complex housemate, contributing so much to the series

[bots]

Trisha is an attractive, soft spoken beauty

[Jodie.]

Jemma isn’t a queen

[RileyH]

Paul was a very kind, gracious man.

[Matthew.]

Oh how I just love how the eviction countdowns are no longer a thing…

And best bits no longer starting off with Emma announcing "It's (insert name)!" or ending with the housemate being evicted is such a nice, original change that I sincerely hope is a permanent change.

[RileyH]

Jemma shouldn't have a ribena.

[Jase.]

Brandi really lived up to her VT and was a memorable, explosive, iconic housemate!

[Denver]

Sandi is a horrible wench

[rusticgal]

Fed up with the older generation and has-Beens constantly playing for airtime :shrug:

[RileyH]

if only Derek was a bit quieter

[Daniel-X]

Sarah haters don't need to get some perspective

[RileyH]

Sarah is a better singer than Amelia

[rusticgal]

Jemma's stunning isn't she?...and such a role model for young girls..

[RileyH]

Jordan was the best HM we've had in years

[Withano]

Karthik's eviction was just and fair. Terrible housemate.

[RileyH]

Karthik's monobrow was the worst thing about him.

[Jase.]

Sandi hasn't been a total letdown.

[mr rochester]

Helen is such a style icon. She doesn't wear black leggings with anything...

[mr rochester]

I want Helens shoes

[RileyH]

I want to know if what Brandi said about Derek is true :hehe:

[Withano]

Paul is on the verge of a breakthrough, I can feel it.

[mr rochester]

Derek has wonderfully unnoticeable teeth.

[mr rochester]

Dereks spirits led him to the discovery of Paul's Jade ring immediately...

[mr rochester]

Dereks spirit friend are all equipped with mobile telephones...

[mr rochester]

Jemma's tattooes are singularly unnoticeable...

[mr rochester]

Sarah can sing...

[mr rochester]

Tricia is not a legend in her own nappy...

[mr rochester]

Sarah's constant smoking makes me realise how healthy she is...

[BBUK-Fan]

Sarah is so caring and will win. Chad and Sarah are so real

[RileyH]

Sarah acts amazing when she's had a drink. Not controlling or embarrassing at all!

[Jase.]

Sarah doesn't have the nation/internet utterly obsessed with her every movement and decision in the house!

[RileyH]

Sarah doesn't get spoken about for bad reasons because she's doing nothing wrong

[jet]

Sarah is like a ray of sunshine, spreading happiness wherever she goes.

[RileyH]

Brandi and Paul totally deserved to go over Helen and Derek.

[Kyleisaselenator]

Sarah is sooooooo underrated

[RileyH]

Sarah is sooooooo underrated

she's so overhated as well :(

[waterhog]

if you showed sarah this - she would probably cry and disagree.

[Withano]

Its weird that Chad eventually got into a showmance. That was the last thing he wanted when he got on to the show.

[Morgan.]

I forget this thread is sarcasm sometimes :joker: The question is, was that sarcasm or not :joker:

[Jase.]

Sarah is not going to win!

[Morgan.]

Paul was extremely underrated and deserved much more love

[BBUK-Fan]

Sarah is not going to win!

You're meant to be sarcastic

[Jase.]

Shaun Williamson is going to WIN CBB!

[Spoon]

I miss Trisha. She was such a ray of sunshine.

[RileyH]

Can't believe Jordan's gone! Almost turned off after that :fist:

[Tozzie]

Jemma has the most beautiful personality

[Spoon]

Sam and Amelia's relationship is so entertaining!

[Spoon]

I hope we get to watch Helen walking in circles again!

[RileyH]

Sandi is a true winner in my eyes babez

[Jøsh]

Sam is really ugly.
The cast is amazing, though.

[RileyH]

Sam is not as fit as Chad. Sandi isn't an annoying old sod babez.

[Withano]

The bankvault theme tonight was completely vital.

[RileyH]

The Vault had such good use.

[jet]

Chad may be ugly but he has a great personality and is super smart.

[T*]

I don't want Chad to rip me in half at all

[RileyH]

I don't want Chad on top of me in bed.