Hot dogs

[The Slim Reaper]

When/if you make hot dogs, do you cut out the middle out of the bread roll like a canoe, so the tescos caramelised onion sausage fits perfectly inside it, or are you a serial killer that slices down the middle and shoves everything in and creates a mess that breaks apart?

Asking the important questions.

[Niamh.]

It took me a few reads of that for me to realise you were talking about the bun rather than the actual sausage, i was thinking you're very strange :laugh:

[The Slim Reaper]

It took me a few reads of that for me to realise you were talking about the bun rather than the actual sausage, i was thinking you're a very strange :laugh:

I don't know what you mean, the OP makes it perfectly clear. :smug:

Oops.

[Ammi]

...you wouldnt have these dilemmas if you weren’t a meat eater...simplify your life, say no to meat...

[Ammi]

...how would you make a canoe out of a bread roll...you mean scooping away all of the insides, how strange...

[The Slim Reaper]

...you wouldnt have these dilemmas if you weren’t a meat eater...simplify your life, say no to meat...

Vegetarians still eat those trashy little excuses for sausages though. I'm being inclusive.

[The Slim Reaper]

...how would you make a canoe out of a bread roll...you mean scooping away all of the insides, how strange...

2 slits down the middle, then scoop out the bit in between. I feel bad for your kids, if you were giving them such an uncivilised mess,

[Niamh.]

2 slits down the middle, then scoop out the bit in between. I feel bad for your kids, if you were giving them such an uncivilised mess,

It honestly never even occurred to me to do that :laugh: it seems like a great idea though

[Smithy]

I’m a serial killer but I will try to do better next time

[Liam-]

Seeing as caramelised onions are the work of the devil and definitely not needed for a hot dog, classic sliced bun for me

[The Slim Reaper]

Seeing as caramelised onions are the work of the devil and definitely not needed for a hot dog, classic sliced bun for me

It's about the roll rather than the sausage, but serial killers gon' serial kill, I guess.

Be more like Smithy.

[Liam-]

Oh, caramelised onion sausage, I misread :hee:

[Liam-]

It's about the roll rather than the sausage, but serial killers gon' serial kill, I guess.

Be more like Smithy.

Moving to Guernsey immediately

[Ammi]

2 slits down the middle, then scoop out the bit in between. I feel bad for your kids, if you were giving them such an uncivilised mess,

...I’m not sure that I’ve ever made a hot dog in my life actually..:laugh:...probably their dad did when he barbecued etc...

[Ammi]

....how much time do you spend actually pondering this type of stuff...

[Smithy]

It's about the roll rather than the sausage, but serial killers gon' serial kill, I guess.

Be more like Smithy.

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[Liam-]

How do you butter this canoe?

[Niamh.]

How do you butter this canoe?

Butter in a hot dog? :o

[Liam-]

Butter in a hot dog? :o

Well yeah, nobody eats a dry bun surely? :suspect:

[Niamh.]

Well yeah, nobody eats a dry bun surely? :suspect:

But you would have ketchup or mustard or both, surely????

[The Slim Reaper]

Jesus, Liam really is a serial killer.

[Jordan.]

Next thread "how do you have your mash?"

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[Niamh.]

Jesus, Liam really is a serial killer.

:laugh:

[Liam-]

But you would have ketchup or mustard or both, surely????

I’m a brown sauce guy but yes, I’d have those but the bread would still be dry!

[Liam-]

Jesus, Liam really is a serial killer.

:oh:

[Niamh.]

I’m a brown sauce guy but yes, I’d have those but the bread would still be dry!

How would it be dry though if you put sauce on it!!!????

[Liam-]

How would it be dry though if you put sauce on it!!!????

The question should be how much sauce do you put on? I don’t drown my hot dogs

[Niamh.]

The question should be how much sauce do you put on? I don’t drown my hot dogs

Have you ever seen a hot dog stall seller putting butter on a hot dog bun though......and let me remind you that they are the Professionals :oh:

[Liam-]

Have you ever seen a hot dog stall seller putting butter on a hot dog bun though......and let me remind you that they are the Professionals :oh:

Slim gauges holes in his buns, I am not the weird one here :hmph:

[Ammi]

...:laugh:...”let me remind you...you’re under oath”...

[Niamh.]

Such an emotive topic, I apologise for my outburst

[Ammi]

Slim gauges holes in his buns, I am not the weird one here :hmph:

...yeah, that is very odd and labouring and very wasteful of the bun, compared to adding some butter...

[caprimint]

Those hot dog bread rolls are literally gross

[Liam-]

Such an emotive topic, I apologise for my outburst

We all butter burger buns though right?

...yeah, that is very odd and labouring and very wasteful of the bun, compared to adding some butter...

Probably just throws it away too, bread waster!

[Niamh.]

We all butter burger buns though right?



Probably just throws it away too, bread waster!

No?! wtf is wrong with you?!!

[Zizu]

Have you ever seen a hot dog stall seller putting butter on a hot dog bun though......and let me remind you that they are the Professionals :oh:



This

Bread finger plus the sausage

Tomato / Brown sauce optional as are onions ( yuk)


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[Zizu]

When/if you make hot dogs, do you cut out the middle out of the bread roll like a canoe, so the tescos caramelised onion sausage fits perfectly inside it, or are you a serial killer that slices down the middle and shoves everything in and creates a mess that breaks apart?

Asking the important questions.



Have you just found the leftover punch ?


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[Withano]

How do you butter this canoe?

I genuinely almost gagged a bit. That sounds fkn grim

[arista]

...you wouldnt have these dilemmas if you weren’t a meat eater...simplify your life, say no to meat...

No
Madame

[Withano]

No?! wtf is wrong with you?!!

:joker::joker:

Someone have a word with Liam

[Ammi]

..Slim makes a canoe with his rolls but someone needs to have a word with Liam for adding butter...:laugh:...could 2020 get any more weird...

[Liam-]

Do we not butter bread anymore? What’s happening

[Smithy]

I’m a brown sauce guy but yes, I’d have those but the bread would still be dry!

Brown sauce on hot dogs?! :omgno:

Quit whilst you’re ahead, you look worse with every post :omgno:

[Smithy]

I think I need a video tutorial for making this canoe, I feel like I wouldn’t do it right

[Niamh.]

Liam is getting cancelled

[Liam-]

..Slim makes a canoe with his rolls but someone needs to have a word with Liam for adding butter...:laugh:...could 2020 get any more weird...

I can’t believe I’m being food shamed instead of someone that makes bread boats

[Smithy]

I think we’re all seeing Liam in a new light today

[Ammi]

Liam is getting cancelled

...somebody butter tell him he has been...

[Liam-]

Would I be uncancelled if I admitted to making focaccia dinghys?

[Niamh.]

...somebody butter tell him he has been...

That boy needs to ketch up!

Would I be uncancelled if I admitted to making focaccia dinghys?

Oh tell me more about these wondrous Dinghys

[Zizu]

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[Liam-]

That’s some dry looking bread

[The Slim Reaper]

Would I be uncancelled if I admitted to making focaccia dinghys?

You can focaccia yourself.

[Liam-]

Is this how JK Rowling feels :(

[Ammi]

Is this how JK Rowling feels :(

...yeah, her reputation became toast as well...(...but toast is an excellent accompaniment to beloved butter so alls well...)...

[The Slim Reaper]

#CancelLiam
#LiamIsOverParty

[Liam-]

I’m throwing out all of my butter as we speak

[Cherie]

We all butter burger buns though right?



Probably just throws it away too, bread waster!

Butter on a burger..hows your cardiovascular system :omgno:

[Cherie]

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I thought that is what Slim mean by Canoe

I dont eat hotdogs..whats in them :yuk:

[The Slim Reaper]

I thought that is what Slim mean by Canoe

I dont eat hotdogs..whats in them :yuk:

Nah, that's the serial killer slice down. I am having hot dogs this week, so I'll show exactly what I mean

[Niamh.]

Oh yes we need pictures of this canoe

[MTVN]

Find this canoe idea baffling and time consuming, means you're basically having a hot dog with hardly any bread then, just crust? And what do you do with the bread you've removed, just chuck it away?

[Zizu]

I thought that is what Slim mean by Canoe



I dont eat hotdogs..whats in them :yuk:



It’s just a ‘dry’ bread finger plus a Frankfurter sausage ( generally) .

Then add tomato ( or brown ) sauce plus fried chopped onions ( yuk) if you wish .




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[Cherie]

It’s just a ‘dry’ bread finger plus a Frankfurter sausage ( generally) .

Then add tomato ( or brown ) sauce plus fried chopped onions ( yuk) if you wish .




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:joker: I meant in the actual hotdog itself

[The Slim Reaper]

Find this canoe idea baffling and time consuming, means you're basically having a hot dog with hardly any bread then, just crust? And what do you do with the bread you've removed, just chuck it away?

Just cut a sausage-shaped rectangle out of the top of the roll, so everything fits in nicely, and the whole thing stays together throughout the eating without it falling to bits. I throw the excess bread away as there's more than enough bread in a hot dog roll, but you could keep them and make soldiers for your boiled egg the following morning.

But only for people that have 10 seconds to waste of course, because otherwise how would you cope with such time consuming methods?

[Zizu]

:joker: I meant in the actual hotdog itself



So the sausage then ?


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[Zizu]

Just cut a sausage-shaped rectangle out of the top of the roll, so everything fits in nicely, and the whole thing stays together throughout the eating without it falling to bits. I throw the excess bread away as there's more than enough bread in a hot dog roll, but you could keep them and make soldiers for your boiled egg the following morning.



But only for people that have 10 seconds to waste of course, because otherwise how would you cope with such time consuming methods?



Seems like a tragic waste of BREAD !!

That said I recall them doing just that in Florida - maybe it’s worked it’s way to us now

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[smudgie]

I voted canoe, thinking it was the slice.:conf:
Brioche finger buns, Cumberland chipolatas, breaded onions rings with a good squirting of spicy mayo.
Had them for tea last night.:blush:

[Liam-]

Brioche buns are the best, I used some the other week to make eggy bread and bacon and it was divine

[smudgie]

Brioche buns are the best, I used some the other week to make eggy bread and bacon and it was divine

Yep. Always have them in the fridge for burgers or hot dogs.
Trouble with the hot dog ones is they are fully sliced.

[JerseyWins]

Oops I'm a falsely proclaimed serial killer. I actually do eat hot dogs in the canoe style. I thought this was some different style... Didn't realize the standard hot dog style was a "canoe" until I looked up what a hot dog canoe is after voting :joker: Who doesn't eat them like that?

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nickelodeon-movies/images/6/6d/Hot_Dogs.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180823010953

(but NO @ hot dogs with ketchup)

[JerseyWins]

Liam's a REAL American buttering everything up :joker:

[Liam-]

What’s so weird about buttering bread? Do people not butter sandwiches either if there’s sauce or something in there? :oh:

[GoldHeart]

Liam's a REAL American buttering everything up :joker:

I butter hot dog buns too , what's wrong with that ? :shrug:

[Babayaro.]

swallow from tin

[Smithy]

Oops I'm a falsely proclaimed serial killer. I actually do eat hot dogs in the canoe style. I thought this was some different style... Didn't realize the standard hot dog style was a "canoe" until I looked up what a hot dog canoe is after voting :joker: Who doesn't eat them like that?

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nickelodeon-movies/images/6/6d/Hot_Dogs.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180823010953

(but NO @ hot dogs with ketchup)

That’s not canoe style that’s serial killer style