Dan's shirt disappearing every time he heads to the Diary Room
 

:idc: how transparent

And accusing Roxanne of playing up to the cameras whilst literally wearing a pink bow around his half-naked body :joker: the lack of self-awareness is really tiring me. Not to mention the nerve to offer to massage Gabby after everything. I didn't know why the forum thought he was so gross but it's slowly becoming apparent.

Slowly warming to Gabby too. Wise of her to nip the offer in the bud straight away.

I mean I want him to crush my head with his thighs as much as the next girl but COME ON

...I did notice that..:laugh:...but he realised the irony as well though and joked about it...I hadn’t really noticed his lack of shirt wearing up until then, until he drew attention to it with the irony...I did though notice Hardeep’s lack of shirt wearing while he was at the table eating...(..and he’s a chef, so he knows all of this stuff..)...really unhygienic and off putting...I was traumatised after that tbh...I might be phoning or texting Ofcom later...

...if I can de-traumatise myself enough to pick up the phone...

Has he trained his tits to wink?

sigh... wish his shorts would also disappear

Ugh, he's so hot :drool:

He is hot Vanessa

As Sisqó would say in CBB7 about Alex Reid "damn he always got his shirt off, I just found his nipple in my soup" :joker:

...I’m surprised you noticed that yet, Vanessa...you’re really on the ball this year with your observations...:flutter:..

..:laugh:..

a cheat and a woman hater

but look at his body


:bored:

It's really annoying

I don't really like his body :omgno: it's a bit too manufactured so more or less like Rodrigo

He can give me a massage anytime he wants :hehe:

Your fave CBB18 housemate is Bear so clearly you don't deserve one. :shrug:

Housemates like Dan are only cast on the show for two reasons, Showmances and being shirtless.

He has nothing else to offer as it currently stands.

I Stan Dans disappearing clothes tbh

My favourite is Ryan actually.

Your profile says otherwise :shrug:

:joker:

He can piss on me

nah, prefer more natural looking bodies
and those tattoos are crap

The man is hot, so he needs to take his shirt off. And when I mean hot I mean as in hot and sweaty.😁

I guess Trevor boris wants to be BB everytime Dan is in DR lol

Bear was my favourite on his year. Ryan is my favourite for this year :hee: