[Omah]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv-entertain...5875-23113993/

We’re on Planet André... where faithful narrator Lola Buckley assures us: “A settled Peter continues to put his children first.”

And continues to put them on television.

But here he goes again... acting as if he’s the only father who ever loved his offspring. Someone ought to tell him that it really isn’t that unusual.

Gazing at poor little telly tots Princess and Junior – whose privacy he so conspicuously ignores – fiercely protective Pete snarls: “I will fight to the death for those kids.” No doubt about it... he’s the greatest dad in the whole damned world.

Later, tears welling in his eyes, Super Pa gushes: “I never thought I’d be bringing my daughter to her first ballet lesson.”

With a camera crew. Yeah... gotta get it in the can.

Pete, mate... it’s time to close the book on these nauseating Next Chapters. You’ve lost a million viewers since the first series. Stupefying footage of your soppy outing to the teddy bear store isn’t going to cut it any more. So boring.