I want it to be like this and housemates are required to lie down on it and talk to Big Brother as if He was a therapist. The theme would be Big Brother: In Therapy
Imagine it...

Big Brother: Rebecca can you please give the name of your first nomination?
Rebecca: I'm nominating Kieran.
Big Brother:.... why are you nominating Kieran, Rebecca?

Rebecca: He's not giving me enough attention recently.
Big Brother: When did this all happen?
Rebecca: He started being distant with me once Marnie entered the house.
Big Brother: Do you feel jealous, Rebecca?
Rebecca: No.
Big Brother: So have you and Kieran never had any... sexual history?
Rebecca: Well, we slept together a few hours before launch night.
Big Brother: And how did that make you feel?
Rebecca: Good! But Kieran just refers to it as 'just sex' and doesn't understand it meant something to me.
Big Brother: Do you think this tension is the reason for you and Kieran drifting apart? And perhaps why Kieran has seemed distant?
Rebecca: Well, yeah, you're right actually!
Big Brother: Alright. Your secret mission is to make things up with Kieran by talking about your sexual intercourse

Now go!
Rebecca: but you didn't get the name of my second nomin-