[Di2001]

Found this on The People's website

"KEMAL

HE'S a wannabe drag queen, an actor-ess - who might not even be gay.

How can somebody who doesn't like women rub his bits on Maloko (Makosi) all the time?

God help him when he has to play the game of life again. The mascara is his armour, but that's not even skin-deep.

ORLAITH

SHE tried to seduce me into the pool, but I wasn't getting in the pool - my mother never raised no fool.

The way she used to massage her breasts 24/7 was a bit of a joke - it just got boring.

Her games might have worked if she'd been in there from the start, but she's got a screw loose.

DEREK

HE has crucified himself, and could well go to hell.

What black man would ever be taken on by the BNP?

The dark deceiver has left his roots, and that's sad for a man of his age.

I taught him how to cook and clean, and he repaid me with lies and treachery.

CRAIG

HE is system-flawed, a wannabe God. He talks as if he's got power, but he can't even control himself.

He says his sexuality isn't an issue, but it defines his character.

And he plays on the cross-dressing thing as Miss Russia, dressing up like a lady to make himself interesting.

MAKOSI

THE Princess must always get what she wants.

She's really dizzy, and has been to boarding school, which isn't the real world.

She did good work with my plaits but she needs to get her own hair sorted out.

The pregnancy scare was just her playing with life, and now she's got egg on her face.

EUGENE

HE'S under the thumb of the Dark Deceiver Derek, and started crying when he thought I was going to hit him. He's so bland he would be a good trainspotter. And once, when he was talking to me about his university studies on nuclear reactors, it was hypnotisingly boring. But he's not malicious.

ANTHONY

THICK. He's like Boo-boo bear, saying 'What are we having today Yogi?' to Craig.

If he wins Big Brother it will be a tragedy for the show because he's a complete nobody.

And, from the outside, Science is still deducting man points off his chart. "

Taken from here THE PEOPLE

[stoney12]

Good summary.I miss him.

[ThaGazBoi]

same ere

[lilmissnaughty]

I agree with most of what he said

[ThaGazBoi]

so do i