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Old 29-05-2015, 10:20 AM #1
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and what is that patch of mange on his barnet?


this is too funny, especially the start.



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I thought he was chatting up a school girl at the start. She looks about 15 with that blouse and skirt. Kind of awkward. I love how they're trying to make Canary Wharf/ Docklands look kind of like downtown Los Angeles - dream on lol.
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and what is that patch of mange on his barnet?


this is too funny, especially the start.



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That patch of mange on his barnet, as you care to put it, is where he had a benign brain tumour removed.
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That patch of mange on his barnet, as you care to put it, is where he had a benign brain tumour removed.
welp

thankyou for clearing it up. but if you dont know , it being a tumour does not somehow jinx you for not knowing

if you get my drift



and the song still sucks, natch
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welp

thankyou for clearing it up. but if you dont know , it being a tumour does not somehow jinx you for not knowing

if you get my drift



and the song still sucks, natch
He is also deaf in his left ear. He obviously hasn't decided to publicise this.
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wow ... that video is amazing
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He is also deaf in his left ear. He obviously hasn't decided to publicise this.
lol why is his deafness even relevant? you using it as an excuse for the **** he produces?
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lol why is his deafness even relevant? you using it as an excuse for the **** he produces?
His tune ear?
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Her 'typing' the number in that phone tho
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It just makes me like him more.
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It just makes me like him more.
He could stab a litter of new born puppies to death and you will love him more
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I like the doctor... If you cut Cristian out it's good.
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he needs to ditch music and the pretend black thing and get a job like at a shop or maybe work for his local radio station?
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I just watched that video and had to sit down a minute , so hot.
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The beginning, is that for real. Cristian is pure cringe worthiness personified.
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and what is that patch of mange on his barnet?


this is too funny, especially the start.



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What a load of ****e.
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i'm old...........i divvunt follow pop..........but i kinda liked it

could it be described as c rap?

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He literally just walked up to her and told her what's going to happen.
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Oh my! I know I'm a bit late to the party here but I only just watched this. Drowning in cringe right now!

Favourite line? "I can be your barney rubble, going for the whole night till you feel my morning stubble"

A close second: "baby you're my peach I would never pick a plum" (if for nothing else, just coz it sounds a bit like "baby you're my b*tch, I would never pick your bum")
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