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i aim to win the baking wrighstuff competition 02.12.16

i don't do competitions
the poetry society think i am bananas
thursday i broke one of these conditions
hold on just pouring 8 oz of sultanas.
mathew is my god in the morning
he is my knighting gale called Florence
all of my emails get yawning
shinning like 12 oz of these currants.
letting me win has reasons
my cake will be fit for royalty
did i add 8oz of raisins
like me and the wrightsuff they have loyalty.
over on ITV they are getting slaughtered
jeremy kyle is a disgrace
rinsed try ed and quartered
6oz goes in cherries glace.
turning back onto five
my stomach is going in knots
with subjects that make you proud to be alive
quiet all i just remembered 6oz of apricots.
6oz of candied peel
finely chopped to be precise
followed by 4 tlbs of brandy that's a deal
adding 10oz of flour to entice.
half a table spoon of nutmeg grated
3 quarters of mixed spice
end result is anticipated
dedicated in the audience nicola gets 1st slice.
in goes the butter
for sugar 14 oz equal
the only bad is the mouth gutter
i prey scott is not back for a sequel.
5 eggs to enter
2 and a half almonds whole
yasmin and terry should be a permanent renter
both give the wrightstuff sole.
1 tbls of treacle
not much more to invest
this cake will always get recall
finally add orange and lemon zest.
i done my revision
my knowledge is not for faking
wrightstuff reach the right decision
i must win for this poem baking.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/ce...ion_cake_61952