[Toy Soldier]

I'm starting my own airline. "Toy Aeroplanes". It's the start of an empire. I don't have any planes yet but I do have a lot of enthusiasm and a Transit Van? So I'm going to convert the inside of the van to look and feel just like a plane, and there will be little round screens instead of windows that will just show sky / clouds on a loop, and you hop in and I drive you through the tunnel.

Its people like me that brave new bwitain needs goddamnit! Not those cowards at Easyjet!