[jet]

When using public toilets so many people wash their hands then open the toilet exit door which will be hiving with the germs of those who havent washed their hands. I use a clean tissue to open the door now.

[bots]

if you wear glasses, don't stick your finger up your nasal cavity, and use a knife and fork to eat, you don't need to wash your hands

[Livia]

I wash my hands to Happy Birthday in a 8 to the bar boogie woogie time.

Cos that's the kind of person I am.

[Parumpapapump]

The fat sweaty man itching his bum in the library then licking his fingers to turn the page of the book he's reading has hopefully washed his hands now..

[Livia]

You paint a pretty picture there, Parm....

[Parumpapapump]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Young lads trying to keep up with parmy more like.

[Christmas Dynamo]

Originally Posted by parmnion

The fat sweaty man itching his bum in the library then licking his fingers to turn the page of the book he's reading has hopefully washed his hands now..

Nah he will be back at KFC working in the kitchen by now

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Nah he will be back at KFC working in the kitchen by now

Well they do have have secret herbs and spices