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I am getting these by taking Marcus quotes and just making a version, same wit and all the clever word play etc.
Count mine too lady! ElProximo Quotes: -Mess with me and you mess with a hurricane! -I shoved my finger in her anus hole and she didn't say anything! - Don't tell me to shut up! You shut up! - I could pull a tractor with my cock! - Once I fought 100 boxers over 4 hours and my knuckles were busted to the bones! - Im King Shlt of Fukk Mountain! ................ If any of those are dull, stupid or childish then I suggest you try and explain what the difference is between those and Marcus quotes, and, Fair warning: I may very well have mixed in some actual word-for-word Marcus quotes so decide which one of Marcus quotes you have said is stupid and no-good? I will laugh if Sree beats the hell out of Marcus after the show. Sree might say one of my favourite Sree quotes: "Shut the **** up Marcus" oh. and it was Sree saying that to Marcus in case you forgot. |
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Jaydaughter
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It'll be a long time 'til anyone gives enough of a feck to make you a thread
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Talking to Bea about David:
"I'll have a word with him. If he gets lairy I'll shout at him and make him turn white." ![]() |
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You can add that to my awesome quotes. |
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Jaydaughter
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http://marcusthelegend.webs.com/
I am adding all the Marcus quotes to the site above. ![]() I am hoping the links to this one remain for a long time. |
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read my signature
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Jaydaughter
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Jaydaughter
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Added HarryRag's quote
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Lol i can't beleive no one has said this one ofhis first great quotes.
'Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in.' |
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Thanks for the quotes. They are great. And hope you dont mind that I pinched yer pics of Marcus too for the site
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He said something in last night's live feed (which I have unfortunately deleted) when he was discussing things with Bea.
(paraphrased) "Men like a womans' breasts, her cleavage, because it looks like a butt and makes them want to mate." ![]() |
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the difference is that you are NOT The irrepresible dark horse, so coming from you it all just sounds silly. |
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Jaydaughter
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We're on 57
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Awesome, awesome thread. 2nd only to the B'hood thread, which only Jayson might know of.
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"He definitely is a food-bandit"!
WHAAAATT?? |
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oh fack off
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The one from the other thread about when he saw George Lamb on BBLB.
"We're not ****ing sleeping you *****!" on Live TV, PMSL. |
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Jaydaughter
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On Lisa: "She's like a dog with no teeth.... It's time to get back into action!"
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"it's going to be a very argumentative week in the house, I think ... and to be honest, I'm looking forward to it! There hasn't been enough arguments!"
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Jaydaughter
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About Siavash, Day 60:
"He just bullshits so much. He says something and I just think 'Bull wack, mate'." |
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