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When Charlie is making his way back from the message from home. "time to get the tissuess out"
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Theres **** in the pool and that rant made me rofl
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one of my faves is (to David) Sorry for calling u a *******!
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#257 | |||
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Marcus heard a cameraman coughing last night while he was brushing his teeth
He said Oh not you again Get some Tixylix lol |
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#258 | ||
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IM CRYING. I'm laughing so ****ing hard. hahahahahahahahahahahahahah |
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#260 | |||
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Stronger than a moose!
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Marcus: it's only a crane fly.
[...] Bea: what was that doing on my foot? Marcus: Maybe it was masturbating. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#261 | ||
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Bea was trying to 'guilt - trip' Marcus by the pool discussing about nominations..
Bea: "I dont know what to do?" Marcus: "Do what you think is right." Bea: "I dont know whats right" Marcus: "The conflict of the human heart is to do the wrong thing when it know what is right." |
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GET OFF MY STAGE!
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"Minge Bagery"
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#263 | ||
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Marcus "Im going to be an arse model after the show"
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#264 | ||
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This is so funny to read
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#265 | ||
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Could I request that Jayson updates the first post in this thread and the title? Lots of quality quotes have been added since the last update.
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hello there
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This was ages ago and I'm not sure whether somebody else had said this already or not:
After correctly predicting the winners of the sports day Marcus has won the opportunity to join the School Disco. Marcus: Any team with Sree was going to lose. |
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#267 | |||
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the kids we used to be
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I love this thread xD
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#268 | ||
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This man needs to be on TV long after Big Brother has ended.
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#269 | |||
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Im getting this thread ready for the 3983498 amazing quotes he ll say tonight |
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#270 | |||
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"Hello, my names Alfont. I'm a fricking idiot". Not one of his best but it made me laugh.
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#271 | ||
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"They're probably going to be friends in 5 minutes or they won't be"
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#272 | |||
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Just Marcus' voice coming from the 'headless horseman' body laying in the garden whilst wrapped in a duvet, will be in my brain forever!
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#273 | ||
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Practically the he-man of comedy.
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#274 | |||
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Talking about his Mum - "Old minge-bag".
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