[waterhog]

Alan get in your car and do one

this has to be said,
because me he is starting to derange,
he may have been funny once,
now its just strange.
no i am not impressed,
my anger is proof,
i just think "you mug",
sad pathetic goof.
but with out Alan,
there is no market,
i hope his fans can look honestly,
and see they are the target.
it is cringe-worthy,
when i see Alan car i channel change,
because he gets on my wick,
its just such a boring range.
do yourself a favour,
just go and go far,
because can anyone agree,
that we have OD on Alan Car.