[daniel-lewis-1985]

Just reminded me of how f-ing drunk we got and how much fun we had.

And im sorry but im totes the biggest character there lol.

BTW everyone knew what to say but I was a rebel, lines were fed to us and I thought *NO IM GOING TO SAY I WANT TO GET NAKED

Beatch on the end won.....You know the one who got fed the line "as long as its got nothing to do with fish" ooh and then its a fish challenge. Brilliant

PS: I called Vanessa Feltz a prick, that's gotta earn me brownie points.

Nah just gonna go for 1 last time haven't gone since 2011 but I think this may be the last civilian one and any real fan would love to experience that entrance, diary room and just living with others before I turn 30 (2 years yet but still) and diary room etc.

I actually want to be the 1st ever contestant to walk through the eye, up the stairs, not say hello then just leave through the fire exit lol.

You don't realise how bad the people are in the auditions are though and you think about how hard it would be to live with these arse holes. I would love the experience but f me I can see why housemates say its so hard.

Im going for it!

Youtube video

[Me. I Am Salman]

You didn't even post the video properly

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by Salman!

You didn't even post the video properly

Yes I did you were just to impatient.

[Calderyon]

But what if you are the first housemate in? What will you do then?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

You don't realise how bad the people are in the auditions are though and you think about how hard it would be to live with these arse holes.

Given the state of some people that actually make it into the house, I think I can imagine the people that get turned away.

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

I actually want to be the 1st ever contestant to walk through the eye, up the stairs, not say hello then just leave through the fire exit lol.

How pointless that would be.

[Drew.]

Wasn't there someone on the forum that was supposedly about to enter the house then backed out last minute? but yeah good luck.

[GypsyGoth]

I think you'd make a very good housemate Daniel, you'd be very entertaining. I hope you make it.

[Jordan.]

tldr, what's more important was that you got to be in the presence of Bea

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

Given the state of some people that actually make it into the house, I think I can imagine the people that get turned away.



How pointless that would be.

I know right.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Ahh but you would all complain....

Ahh hes on talent websites and done other things we want builders and shop assistants!

[Amy Jade]

Sorry but that's gross.

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg the woman next to you it's the chav lady from google images

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Ahh hes on talent websites and done other things we want builders and shop assistants!

That depends, are you famous? Would the producers hire you from an agent?

Or are you simply someone picked from genuine auditions who also happens to be an aspiring actor?

Makes all the difference you see.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by StupidHoe

Sorry but that's gross.

That's why I threw up and demanded water.

[Calderyon]

I actually want to be the 1st ever contestant to walk through the eye, up the stairs, not say hello then just leave through the fire exit lol.

We had kinda like that on our BB in 2011, when one housemate had enough after being in the house for less than 40 hours. She went to the nest (a narrow room where you could go and calm down with someone) and broke the fire-exit door and went through it. She never came back.

One of the main reasons was that she really hated (she screamed a lot and was very terrified) the electric suit weekly task that started the day before (Day 2).

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

That's why I threw up and demanded water.

Don't blame you, I mean the only saving grace was you didn't have to lick carole's feet

[Marsh.]

Also, "rediscovered" yourself? It's your youtube channel so you'd have already had that anyway surely?

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

That depends, are you famous?

Well no obviously not but every year people find out that housemates are on talent agencies, have done commercials and music videos ect and moan its a fix and they pay talent agencies blah blah.

Not the case really you do get a message but still have to go through the normal process.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

Also, "rediscovered" yourself? It's your youtube channel so you'd have already had that anyway surely?

I uploaded it like 20 minutes ago after downloading it from someones BB archive on youtube I came across.

Jeez whats up your anus?

[*mazedsalv**]

I may audition too! A lot of people seem to be doing this out of the people I know. I have seen 3 (non forum members) on Facebook tonight posting the link and saying they are trying. Would be great to see one of them or a forum member on there!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by *mazedsalv**

I may audition too! A lot of people seem to be doing this out of the people I know. I have seen 3 (non forum members) on Facebook tonight posting the link and saying they are trying. Would be great to see one of them or a forum member on there!

That's the spirit!!!!

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

I uploaded it like 20 minutes ago after downloading it from someones BB archive on youtube I came across.

Jeez whats up your anus?

I asked you a question, what's with the attitude?

If you don't want questions or posts then don't make a thread.

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

That's the spirit!!!!

And seriously Dan, you would be an awesome HM. I can imagine you doing something and my Dad and my Sister saying something bad and me telling them to ****.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Well no obviously not but every year people find out that housemates are on talent agencies, have done commercials and music videos ect and moan its a fix and they pay talent agencies blah blah.

Not the case really you do get a message but still have to go through the normal process.

What I meant was, whether you're part of an agency or not as long as you were picked out in genuine auditions then it makes no difference.

If you got in by being hired through your agent, that's a different thing entirely.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

I asked you a question, what's with the attitude?

If you don't want questions or posts then don't make a thread.

Mate this comment:

"Also,rediscovered" yourself? It's your youtube channel so you'd have already had that anyway surely? "

Your just so passive aggressive we should be routing for forum members to go for it imo.

Deny it but your comments are pretty much like being interviewed by the police.....And I would know