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Cameron On BB8! Sunday post articles
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No bombs but
plenty of fireworks
ON Big Brother 8’s Wednesday launch Davina McCall was quick to scotch the rumours that had been rife in the run-up.
So, for example, there will be no gay marriages. And the house won’t be blown up with dynamite.
But one avenue of speculation proved correct. All of the initial 11 entrants were women. Big Brother had got himself his own little harem.
It was a killer twist. But I’m not quite sure of its purpose, or the point of having such a “discombobulated” (favourite word of twins, Sam and Amanda) house, with the bath and kitchen sink in the living room and the oven in the bedroom.
Multi-tasking
Charley has emerged as the House hate figure and may struggle to avoid eviction.
It’s going to take all the famed multi-tasking skills of the female sex to cook meals for the house in two or three places at once.
Considering the show’s audience is mainly women, gay men and teenagers — and they have a history of voting off pretty girls — it might have made for better viewing figures if the First XI had been all-male hunks.
But what am I thinking? With all the young, pretty girls in there just waiting to be evicted, BB producers have probably calculated all along that this way would maximise voting revenue!
What I want most from this year’s programme is FUN. At least I thought I did until the first housemates — “fun” twins Sam and Amanda — entered.
Oh brother! A pair of giddy, giggling, 18-year-old pink-obsessed dolly mixtures from Stoke, squealing with pleasure.
By not-so-subtle contrast, next in was the aptly named Lesley Brain, a 60-year-old retired head-hunter and WI member.
Alas, the only WI she’ll find in there is WAG Infatuation. Tongues wagged endlessly about the Wives And Girlfriends of famous footballers, the conversations invariably initiated by Charley, cousin of Manchester United’s Kieran Richardson and WAG wannabe.
When the hot topic wasn’t WAGs it was boys — the girls were clearly in sore need of some gentlemanly companionship.
It was on Friday Ziggy entered the house — the first man in this garden of oestrogen. He even looked a bit like Adam, too (young Adam Faith that is), and has been a singer in a boyband and dabbled in modelling.
I don’t know if this Ziggy plays guitar but it seems he plays the field. Even friends describe him as a flirt. The Big Brother twist is that Ziggy will be choosing the nominees for the evictions.
What was that crash we all heard when that one was revealed? It was the sound of the girls’ hearts being broken.
Here are my first impressions of the BB8 housemates:
Sam and Amanda (18) — I wouldn’t be surprised if Ziggy finds their girlishness just too much and sticks them up for nomination.
Lesley (60) — A bit of a wag in the old-fashioned sense and a wit, but very much the lone wolf. Already isolating herself and subject of the show’s first “Watergate” — urinating in the shower — which won’t endear her to her housemates, whether or not it’s true.
Charley (21) — Looked crushed as she was booed on her entrance. Already dubbed a “bitch” by housemates and will probably head for an early bath.
Tracey (36) — A “proper buzzing” bird who collects carrier bags and blown light bulbs. Bit of a hippy, but I find her hobbies strangely endearing. Another loose cannon.
Chanelle (19) — Victoria Beckham obsessive who has also reached grade seven on the violin, so maybe has a few more strings to her bow. Has a secret heartache in that her mother was apparently murdered when she was four.
Shabnam (22) — Didn’t take to her. Anyone who describes herself as a “vivacious enigma” is full of flannel. Hope Ziggy sees sense and turns the enigma into an evictee.
Emily (19) — Posh bird who loves indie rock and is looking for a Pete Doherty. Will Ziggy fit the bill?
Carole (53) — Second oldest and seems like fun, if a bit political. A member of former housemate George Galloway’s Respect party, which producers hope may lead to some sparks flying with Tory Emily.
Laura (23) — Seems a lovely, natural Welsh girl — but wants to be an embalmer! Doesn’t drink much and hates cigarettes which might well put her on a collision course with…
Nicky (27) — LOVES cigarettes, apparently. But “can’t tolerate” men so, for the first week anyway, she’s come to the right place.
Well, tarra for noo!
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