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View Poll Results: would you like a poem about any news issue ?
waterhog i never want to read one more of your poems again - they are skud 1 25.00%
waterhog i never want to read one more of your poems again - they are skud
1 25.00%
if i did want a poem - i would not be emailing you 0 0%
if i did want a poem - i would not be emailing you
0 0%
waterhog - the nurse is calling you - its medication time 3 75.00%
waterhog - the nurse is calling you - its medication time
3 75.00%
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Old 06-07-2016, 10:28 PM #1
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poemhv AT mail.com 06.07.16



this is starting to escalate

your help is in need

hate mail will humiliate

let me not plant this seed.

all i want is a grin

you don't need to be like a cat that's chesire

sorry if crawling is your skin

my pain i hope is your pleasure.

don't think about tracking

my IP is fully locked

if you have all that software for hacking

the poetry bamboozle will have you blocked.

do you need to highlight

or maybe humour is required

in highgate i may be the biggest blight

i no readers will chip in for a "hit man" to be hired.

i will work my hardest to deliver

drop me a email for a poem request

around highgate you will see the sliver

that is my thank you for your time invest.
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Yes I love the poems, keep em coming
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Incidentally WH I like your poems I just wanted to call nurse
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Hog, I did not vote, because you did not provide the option: 'Hog we LOVE you and your poems'.
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For Hog:

'FATED'

When I tire of 'Serious' debates,
The rows, the relentless abuses,
Then do I turn away from 'The Fates'
And reach out to 'The Muses'.

To Olympus and the fair Calliope I call
(For the Muse of Poetry knows best)
"Send me a POET - the best of them all.
One who FELL into The Cuckoo's Nest".

"My spirits are low, great Muse. I am down.
I fear against me The Fates do conspire"
"Send me a poet, a joker, a clown
Who with humour and rhyme will inspire"

"Oh idiot mortal are you taking the piss?"
Was Calliope's scathing reply.
"A poet greater than Byron exists in your midst.
Your own WATERHOG is the guy".

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Incidentally WH I like your poems I just wanted to call nurse
love her - great film. so many famous faces in there jack nicalson - danny DeVito to name a few.
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