[Shaun]

I'm super-tired today so I'll post Daniel's picks tomorrow afternoon

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Marc's going to eliminate all the good people and give bloody Darnell the Final Pass, isn't he?

[Shaun]

Daniel's nominations are as follows...




Anthony (BB6) - Arron (BB13) - Becky (BB13) - Conor (BB13) - Darnell (BB9) - Dennis (BB9) - Ellie (BB18) - Eugene (BB6) - Helen (BB15)
Kenneth (BB10) - Kris (BB10) - Lotan (BB18) - Luke (BB9) - Marc (BB16) - Mark (BB15) - Maxwell (BB6) - Richard (BB7) - Spiral (BB7)

Jake, RobertC, Babayaro, Macie Lightfoot, Black Dagger, Cal, reece(:, Jason and I... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

(also, imagine this as an actual series?!)

[Shaun]

I saved Richard because he was one of my favourites when I watched BB7. I know he's a polar figure on here and loads seem to hate him (perhaps based on rewatches, which I have not done), which is absolutely fine, but I found his friendship with Lea charming, I found his hatred of the plastics like Imogen, Grace and Mikey RIGHTEOUS and he provided the most memorable "letter from home" moment

I eliminate...

310th Place: Helen Wood

It is BEYOND fitting that the first person out of the game should be the one that ruined the steady good momentum that Channel 5 was building!

Big Brother 15 is looked on here as one of the worst series of all time and I honestly believe that if you take "Helen winning" out of the equation, it'd be automatically lifted to at least a middle-ground position. The series was actually pretty solid and full of memorable characters that are still strongly remembered and just as divisive as they were at the time, and I think that will endure for a few more years yet. But it's still a reviled series? Why? Because of its winner.

The 2010s seem to have given birth to a wave of anti-populist sentiment that's resulted in awful consequences (see: President of the United States; the EU) and given the basest, most insipid idiots a platform to go "well she says it like it is!" even when what she's saying clearly isn't true. Her obvious bullying of Jale, Matthew, Chris and Ashleigh was plain for all to see and yet - come final week - people still thought full-frontal honesty and abrasive twattery outweighed Ashleigh's miserable whining. I don't know how it is possible to endure 60-70+ days of Helen Wood and not end up miserable.

She was already known to the public for being a prostitute who shagged Wayne Rooney, so that should surely lose her favour with the purists on here who think no famous faces should enter the civilian series. But her biggest crime is not only ruining one series, but ruining the one straight after it too (and casually implying Brian Belo is a rapist along the way).

Most of all, she finishes last because she is a "Jack_ winner". And I'd rather Fleetwood Mac than Jack_!

[Jake.]

Save Mark (15) cut Lotan

[Babayaro.]

Save Darnell cut Dennis

[Black Dagger]

I save Anthony for not being one of the other scumbags in that lineup and for helping contribute to the story arc of one of the greatest and messiest housemates of all time.

308th x

ELLIE YOUNG

Ellie is so shocked to be out this early because she is just a funneh normal gal or whatever bull**** rhetoric she proclaimed in her 452 diary room segments that she recieved during her time in the house but even though Conor exists there is so little to say about him bar the fact he is human trash. Whereas this bitch I can go on a rant about her atrocious taste in human beings in the fact she let herself fall in love with both Lotan and Sam. Clinging to both like a fly around ****e. The fly and the ****e being a more compatible pairing to this desperado and the steroid knobbed Dream boy. To her aggressive nature that she tried to mask with her bubbliness. Those who describe themselves as bubbly tend to actually = one note wankers and I am sure I will prove this theory right over the course of this rank down. If only Hannah actually decked this bitch. The series would have been better for it. Back to Ibizia you go hunty and if the producers decide not to let people like her in the diary room 4 days an episode and not produce anything worthy of remembering it would be most appreciated.

[reece(:]

save Luke cut Kris
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KRIS DONNELLY (lower than last time!)


This won't be a gigantic review upon this particular housemate since the bottom feeders don't deserve it! When I think back upon BB10, I don't really tend to think of Kris, he's a total afterthought considering he was there 5 weeks and was a demon the whole time. Even BB was tired of him when they called him and Sophie to the diary room, warning them both that fake showmances will not be dealt with (or something along those lines, which in 2017 --- lol?). He proceeded to attach himself to the awful side(?) of the house in a coven with Saffia, Charlie, Sophie, Lisa, Karly () etc and Saffia couldn't cope when he picked Sophie over her and left, which is sad but the producers thought this year to only put one "hunk" in the house on launch night.

He had something pretty tiring with Freddie if I recall correctly and Sree? aM I making that up, idk. Kris was mean spirited, and dull at the same time - a poor attempt at an early series villain that on reflection turned out to be a waste of time and words as I continue to write this about Kris Donnelly in 2017. Big Brother decided enough was enough and hauled his ass out the door at the nearest opportunity, by conjuring up a punishment that he should remain silent until 2 in the morning, alas he failed and was nominated and swiftly evicted. He would have sailed right the way through otherwise, so thank you BB producers - even though production was at it's low point on BB10 - they managed one good thing I guess.

[Shaun]

Mark is already safe, Lewcas x

[reece(:]

I would've cut Marq but I already wrote about 1000 words on him last time

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Mark is already safe, Lewcas x

Blame Jake. Anthony is least evil so him x

[Jason.]

Saving Hewgene because he at least had the decency to be inoffensive with his blandness, unlike...

Conor McIntyre

First of all, let's get something straight, I assume the only reason Conor ever had a fanbase to begin with was because EZ FIT INIT!, which is bizarre to me, because he looks like a ****ing human-ape hybrid with a body to match. So you know, SET YOUR STANDARDS A LITTLE HIGHER, STACEY!

Moving on, Deana delivered the killer blow to Conor's ego by nominating him on the first night and it's safe to say he never recovered after that. No, seriously, this just cemented his hatred towards her to the point where his entire storyline became about how much he hated Deana for being "fake" and "sneaky" and "sly" and "playing up the cameras" and "dancing when the music came on" (yeah, he actually said that last one lmfao.) This eventually bubbled over into a rant where he threatened to sexually assault her with her own epilator and punch her in the face and the worst thing about all this (no, the second worst thing because he walked away with half the prize fund) was that I don't think he even got a proper warning for it.

Also yes, I think his bullying towards Deana not only stemmed from misogyny, but an underlying racism. I mean, yeah okay, he didn't tell her to fuck off home or anything, but you know, it says a lot when you're giddy about the fact that you disliked her from the moment you saw her as you walked down the stairs, before she even said a word to you. And he threw around the same criticisms Jade did to Shilpa, so make of that what you will.

There's plenty more I could say about why Conor is worse than Hitler, but that would mean devoting more time and energy into this white trash and I think I've written more words than he said during his entire stay and I don't envy myself at all.

[Shaun]

And whilst we wait for Cal, Robert & Macie, if we can all write 100 words (min) about our eliminees that would be lovely x

Edit them into your voting posts or just post a new post, I don't really mind

[Epic.]

Save Marc since I don't detest him as much as other people do (although obvs I do still want him out before Top 200) Plus he'll be an easy nominee for others to make anyway. I also wanna do it to get a rise out of Macie since he questioned the validity of Hurricane Soosan

Cut Eugene (I changed to Eugene since I fear he may coast in this game)

EDIT: I change to cut Becky bcus I'm largely out of options.

[Cal.]

Save Maxwell cut Arron

[Cal.]

Sorry I've changed to Arron because I wouldn't have anything to say about Kenneth

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by RobertC

Save Marc since I don't detest him as much as other people do (although obvs I do still want him out before Top 200) Plus he'll be an easy nominee for others to make anyway. I also wanna do it to get a rise out of Macie since he questioned the validity of Hurricane Soosan

Cut Eugene (I changed to Eugene since I fear he may coast in this game)

Jason saved Eugene

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Jason saved Eugene

Well ****. Edited it anyway.

[Babayaro.]

Cal cut Arron.

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Cal cut Arron.

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[Epic.]

Ok I've changed to BECKY

[Epic.]

Gotta say though I'm surprised Anthony was nominated and even considered saving him before Black Dagger beat me to it I watched BB6 quite recently and while there was like, 11 people better than Anthony, that says more about the impeccable casting of that series than it does about him. He really wasn't thaaaat bad a winner as lots of people like to paint him as. He was still a pretty integral part of the series and without him, my faves Craig and Makosi would've had a harder time flourishing especially Craig. And he handled the whole Craig stuff pretty well and even hilariously sometimes ("DON'T *EVER* HuRL YeR BOTTLE oF BEER IN A *MOOD* "). But hopefully I can save the rest for his write-up if I get to do it

[Shaun]

OK - Macie is left with Kenneth and Spiral to choose from.

My Helen diatribe is complete.

[Epic.]

Ugh I can't believe I'm wasting 100 or more words of my time on bloody Becky

[Babayaro.]

• Saved Darnell

• Cut Dennis



Not too much to say on this little scrote really, is there. He pranced into the house on launch night wearing a hat even Boy George would refuse to wear, and right from the get-go he got on my tits - what with his irrirating Edinburgh accent and his bitchy ways.

He was a pretty crap housemate even before 'Fight Night 2' but was not really someone you could hate.

Anyway, fast forward to day 22 and Jennifer starts crying because Rex touched her painting, which led to Dale and Stuart confirming themselves as twats, Bex as a fucking idiot and Dennis a scummy little coward.

He was swiftly removed from the house in the morning, wearing a green vest, shorts and a white dressing gown (Kathreya hew) and even that was better than his launch night abomination. Good ridance.