[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by Miss Ivy Balls

There is nothing Christmassy about this any more, just two plonkas who have ruined a lovely thread.

and you're a "plonka" ruining a lovely forum.

[Shaun]

whilst the fridge looked on, coldly.

Harry. and Smithy were arguing about who was better - Elton John or Mike Posner - when the bald eagle from earlier soared in and landed on Smithy's head.
"Omg qt" said Lady GaGa, who stole his idea and passed it off as her own.
"HEY GUISE I STILL GOT IT" cried Madonna who proceeded to make out with the eagle.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by lily.

How was it Christmassy in the first place, when you started it with a strap-on.. ?

Do you not have a christmas tree shaped strap on?

You disappoint me.

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by CranberryJam

and you're a "plonka" ruining a lovely forum.

One of the best posts made on here all year. Infact, that might be one for the signature...

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by lily.

How was it Christmassy in the first place, when you started it with a strap-on.. ?

That was setting the scene.

It builds it up and gives you a feel for the character.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by CranberryJam

and you're a "plonka" ruining a lovely forum.

[lily.]

Marc: I do... It's 6ft long..

Thomas: If you wanted the story all to yourself, why did you post it as a game?

Jack: That was not sig-worthy. In fact, it wasn't even up to James' usual high standard.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by lily.

Marc: I do... It's 6ft long..

Thomas: If you wanted the story all to yourself, why did you post it as a game?

Jack: That was not sig-worthy. In fact, it wasn't even up to James' usual high standard.

I didn't start the thread Lily. Just lost the feel to it as it was building up nicely. Never mind.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by lily.

Marc: I do... It's 6ft long..

Thomas: If you wanted the story all to yourself, why did you post it as a game?

Jack: That was not sig-worthy. In fact, it wasn't even up to James' usual high standard.

I am not MARC!!!!!!!!


*beats with 6ft long Christmas tree dildo*

[Z]

Originally Posted by Miss Ivy Balls

I didn't start the thread Lily. Just lost the feel to it as it was building up nicely. Never mind.

said the badger. Joseph proceeded to slap it across the face with a Bible. Then...

[lily.]

Originally Posted by XmasTurtle

I am not MARC!!!!!!!!


*beats with 6ft long Christmas tree dildo*

FML.

All these name changes are cuntishly confusing..

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by lily.

FML.

All these name changes are cuntishly confusing..

LOL, tell me about it.

*my name is Benjamin*

[lily.]

-takes a note-

[Vicky.]

This thread is ****ing hilarious now

Talk about the ultimate thread rape

[Z]

-sends fruit_cake a basket of muffins... AND A MAN EATING LIGER!! to apologise/life rape-

[fruit_cake]

Thomas is right, the thread got ruined

The main culprits are XCX, Zee, Nutcracker (Shaun?) ANIMALS, you're a bunch of ANIMALS! now get your things and sling your bloody 'ooks the fk outta my thread! cheeky buggers

OK zee I'll let you off with the muffins, don't want the Liger though you can keep that!

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by XmasTurtle

The evil Ogre!

Down he fell onto the ground, while an amazed Lucy, twins and Arista stood watching. She looked at them then walked off into the darkness.

'Well', said Arista breaking the silence, 'lets continue on our journey to Happyland to find Novo the Great Warrior and Kazanne. They will help us locate Iceman.

He turned to the twins and knew that they would be coming on this little quest. 'Right if you two are joining us, no talk of Cher or fat people please'.

He then turned back to Lucy. 'You ready to continue' he asked in a calming voice.

'I am, I have to do this, or else I fear Vicky and Turtle will ruin Christmas forever' she replied, not quite sure if she believed that she had the courage to do this.

'Right then we go through here', Arista was now pointing to a huge Ivy ball tree, and what appeared to be a door...

.........but in fact it was not at door at all, but Malza's Magic Carpet
'Hop on' boomed Thomas C, Ogre of the Ivy Balls Forest 'I give you this carpet in return for bringing me a new pet, Scott, this carpet will carry you safely to Happyland'
Lucy, Arista and the twins jumped onto the carpet and were instantly transported up into the snow clouds and across the skies.
'Omgzz' screeched Stacey and Jordan in unison
'Life in the fast lane' said Arista
In no time at all they arrived at the outskirts of the city of Happyland.........

[Ammi]

'Look' said Lucy, 'there's a light coming from that stable'
she pointed over to a small stable where a light was burning brightly.
'You three go' said Arista 'I will go to the city and get some provisions from Asda Walmart, they have some very good things there, happy days' and off he went.
Lucy and the twins walked towards the stable. As they got near they heard the sound of arguing coming from inside.
'I wonder who is in there' whispered Lucy................

[Stephanie]

this thread is hilarious.

[Iceman]

Just as she went to check it started to snow, or so it seemed. Suddenly they all began to feel weird.... they soon realized it was not snow but cocaine, they couldnt make it to the stable in time and they all overdosed on Coke. Merry Christmas

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by christmas_cake

Thomas is right, the thread got ruined

The main culprits are XCX, Zee, Nutcracker (Shaun?) ANIMALS, you're a bunch of ANIMALS! now get your things and sling your bloody 'ooks the fk outta my thread! cheeky buggers

OK zee I'll let you off with the muffins, don't want the Liger though you can keep that!

bitch sit down, or I'll kill you...






...off in my next story.

[Marc]

Why is my name all over this /sob I don't get what I'm doing in the story LOL

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Tinseltoes

'Look' said Lucy, 'there's a light coming from that stable'
she pointed over to a small stable where a light was burning brightly.
'You three go' said Arista 'I will go to the city and get some provisions from Asda Walmart, they have some very good things there, happy days' and off he went.
Lucy and the twins walked towards the stable. As they got near they heard the sound of arguing coming from inside.
'I wonder who is in there' whispered Lucy................

The peered through the stable doors and could see what appeared to be a Donkey shouting at someone. The twins started chuckling at the site.

'WHO IS THERE' the donkey suddenly shouted, making Lucy and the twins step back in suprise.

Lucy decided to open the barn door and enter. 'He-he-Hello' she spoke nervously, 'We didn't mean to pry, but we are on a quest to save Christmas'. The twins nervously stood behind Lucy waiting to see what would happen.

The Donkey looked at them with a smile, then he looked up behind them. They turned and saw that there was a floating pixie. 'See I told you it was true! It's them, here to save Christmas'. the Donkey said this in such a sarcstic way Lucy and the twins couldn't help but let out a small grin.

'Let me introduce ourselves' continued the donkey, 'I'm Rhino, silly name for a donkey I know, but that's my name and that there above you is Pixie Scott'...

[Ammi]

'We are looking for the wise wizard, Kazanne' said Lucy 'Do you know where she is'
Donkey Rhino looked agitated 'Well we're a bit busy here at the moment' he said 'Maybe you three could help us with a problem'
Lucy and the twins followed Donkey Rhino into the stable. Lucy looked aound and in the corner there where two people, one of which, a beautiful green elfin creature, was quite obviously very heavily pregnant.
'Hi' said the pregnant elf 'I am Ninglebells, and this is my husband Captain Remy'
'Hello' said Lucy
'We have been trying to decide what to call our baby' said Ninglebells
'Call it Cher' screamed Jordan
'And starve it, so it is a size zero' Stacey joined in excitedly.
Ninglebells looked at the twins scornfully. 'I was thinking of something more sophisticated' she said 'like say Jesus Christ'
'Meh' snorted Captain Remy 'thats a stupid name, it reminds me of a couple of Irish twits prancing about with six foot quiffs'
'I love Irish things' said Ninglebells dreamily
'What about Zeesus' said Remy 'I like the idea of Baby Zeesus'
Suddenly they where all aware of a someone else entering the stable............

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by Tinseltoes

'We are looking for the wise wizard, Kazanne' said Lucy 'Do you know where she is'
Donkey Rhino looked agitated 'Well we're a bit busy here at the moment' he said 'Maybe you three could help us with a problem'
Lucy and the twins followed Donkey Rhino into the stable. Lucy looked aound and in the corner there where two people, one of which, a beautiful green elfin creature, was quite obviously very heavily pregnant.
'Hi' said the pregnant elf 'I am Ninglebells, and this is my husband Captain Remy'
'Hello' said Lucy
'We have been trying to decide what to call our baby' said Ninglebells
'Call it Cher' screamed Jordan
'And starve it, so it is a size zero' Stacey joined in excitedly.
Ninglebells looked at the twins scornfully. 'I was thinking of something more sophisticated' she said 'like say Jesus Christ'
'Meh' snorted Captain Remy 'thats a stupid name, it reminds me of a couple of Irish twits prancing about with six foot quiffs'
'I love Irish things' said Ninglebells dreamily
'What about Zeesus' said Remy 'I like the idea of Baby Zeesus'
Suddenly they where all aware of a someone else entering the stable............

3 unwise men had entered the stable baring gifts for the baby.
"Who the **** are you" Screamed Ninglebells inducing her labour
Remy grabbed the gifts and threw them on the floor then grabbed one the the unwise men
"Dont hurt me. I am the unbiased educator. They call me, Legend failer" said the unwise man.
Remy beat all of them unconcious and to Ninglebells request threw them in the mod dungeon for the wicked Vicky to have her way with them.
"I think its best if we leave, its a mad house in here" declared Lucy
This infuriated Ninglebells who grabbed Lucy by the hair and threw her into a pile of sheep ****.
She then turned her sight to the twins Jordan and Stacey but decided to spare them as she felt instant love for them.
Lucy got up and pushed NingleBells who fell on top of a pig. To everyones horror Baby Zeesus had been born right then.
Donkey Rhino had had enough, he threw Lucy out of the stable by her legs then kindly asked the twins Jordan and Stacey to leave with Lucy.
"So much help you were, you ruined chirstmas i shall no longer be helping you on your quest to find wizard Kazanne" Scoffed Donkey Rhino
"We dont need your help anyway" said Pixie Scott who flipped his hair at Rhino.

It seemed Lucy and the gang were back to square one when suddenly the twins had just come up with an amazing plan, They must steal Baby Zeesus......