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I had him first!... Have you been seeing my jez behind my back you ********** dirt-cheap slag?
That's it I'm calling the show, I want to know if jez is the father of our kids, tyler and destiny!!
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You can both shut yer yaps, ya pair of strumpets. Jezza is mine
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I had him first!... Have you been seeing my jez behind my back you ********** dirt-cheap slag?
That's it I'm calling the show, I want to know if jez is the father of our kids, tyler and destiny!!
Oh good God Kizzy,if I had known you'de got there first,I'de have told him to sling his hook!!!! He told me he cant have kids !!! you slapper
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THE POOR GUY WAS ON HIS OWN BEING SHOUTED AT BY A ****ING WHALE, SOMEBODY HAS TO DEFEND HIM s0b.
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he is a friend of Dorothy, so step back biatches!

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He should have flung the chair at her. Prob would have broke his back lifting it though, little worm
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Ladies, ladies, please. There's enough of me to go round!
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You can't have a Jeremy Kyle thread without this masterpiece. What's wrong with you all ?

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I love watching Jeremy Kyle and also think he's an ok bloke,can't understand the hate for him tbh,if people want to make a show of themselves that's their decision and it makes me realise I am quite a lucky person really.I also think it is hilarious sometimes,just WHERE do they find these people.
People hate him because of the way he speaks to people.
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People hate him because of the way he speaks to people.
From what I've seen ,they deserve it,bloody morons most of them,I think he's quite fair myself.
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It's a pity it's on early in the morning or we could have had a great shot game to play while watching it.

Basically take a shot for every time you hear "basically" "texts's" or "at the end of the day"
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Shut up, I'm talking. It's my show. Have you got a job? Get off your lazy backside and stop taking drugs!
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Right, our next guest is Kazanne who says she is here today for important lie detecter results to see if her girlfriend of two years Kizzy was having and affair............ with a Tibb mod! It's a big day day for her ladies and gentlemen so give her a nice warm round of applause..
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*prays it's ben*

Look! I turned around to kaz and said he's mine! we met on monday he took me for a drink on tuesday we were making love by wednesday...On thursday I was pregnant with tyler
Then I found some texts from kaz, she turned around and said he was one of potentially 6 fathers of her 7 kids.
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Everyone just calm down. Its time to move on.

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Graeme is a miracle worker, he will prescribe you and Kazanne with some medication for no reason whatsoever while I stand here and ponce around on camera.

Where has Kazanne ran off to? I'm tired of chasing on after my guests..
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I'm here,I had to go and get a push up bra on to impress the presenter!!! Hold me back from that Kizzy one,can't believe she has taken my man!!!
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Basically right, I was minding my own business drinking my special brew and throwing bricks at pigeons when Stacey the bitch went into my flat and pinched my giro. I was well cut up man I needed that for me bag of weed bruv.
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I ****ING HATE THIS PRICK!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOLE MY WEED, MY TV REMOTE CONTROL AND MY STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH

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