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Old 17-10-2009, 03:27 PM #1
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The Joke thread!

If you have a funny joke then post in here please

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Old 17-10-2009, 03:29 PM #2
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What have Titanic And The Sixth Sense got in common?





























Icy Dead People!
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Icy dead people!

lol!
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What do you call a bird that was killed by a combine harvester????

SHREDDED TWEET!
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do you want to hear a sick joke about jade goody??
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Most of my jokes are sick/offensive jokes, so sorry if they offend anyone in advance, but they're intended as a joke.

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Disabled toilets.

Ironically the only toilets big enough to run around in.
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I was raping a woman last night when she screamed "Please, think of my children!"

Kinky bitch.
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Just got back from having a water fight with the local kids.

I won!

No one's a match for me and my kettle.
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My wife came home one day and walked in on me sitting naked on the couch with a hairdryer blowing on my cock.

She said "What the hell are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm warming up your dinner".
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do you want to hear a sick joke about jade goody??
I do
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do you want to hear a sick joke about jade goody??
I do please.

I like the terrible or twisted or offensive jokes.
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

p.s- sorry to all blondes on the forum, blondes are cool ;D !
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ok... the joke about jade goodyy is:
Q. what was jade taken away in when she died?
A. a goody bagg!!
lol... sorry if i offended anyone. xxx
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What do me, you and Stephen Gateley have in common? None of us woke up in Mallorca at the weekend.

I've been a bit unlucky of late, I swapped my ticket to a Michael Jackson concert for a Boyzone Reunion gig.
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LOL and lol and lol.

I have heard that Jade goody one before.

Watch out.. Jade Goody will make a guest experience on another reality tv show.. "most haunted" LOL
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Most of my jokes are sick/offensive jokes, so sorry if they offend anyone in advance, but they're intended as a joke.









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If you thought that Jade joke was offensive ... whats the similarities between Jade Goody and an easter egg? Both are egg shaped and will be in a box by easter. (this was before April )
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icy dead people not even a bit funny
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and thats sick saying that about jade shes dead leave it at that !!!!!!!!!!!
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and thats sick saying that about jade shes dead leave it at that !!!!!!!!!!!
Says the racist!
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What do me, you and Stephen Gateley have in common? None of us woke up in Mallorca at the weekend.

I've been a bit unlucky of late, I swapped my ticket to a Michael Jackson concert for a Boyzone Reunion gig.
omg thats so sick how dare you !
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Says the racist!
i am not a racist and jade was not big brother made her out to be a racist !poor girl
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i am not a racist and jade was not big brother made her out to be a racist !poor girl
I didn't call jade racist I called you racist.
You called everyone in ireland gay! Saddo.
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i did not call anyone in ireland gay ?
even if i did that is not racist being gay
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i did not call anyone in ireland gay ?
even if i did that is not racist being gay
What age are you? 12 probably, you don't seem to understand anything that people say to you.
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why dont you stop causing trouble !, i am not going to answer you stupid little girl zip it
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why dont you stop causing trouble !, i am not going to answer you stupid little girl zip it
You are the one coming into the joke thread saying all the jokes are bad! You zip it!
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