[Me. I Am Salman]

oh and yes this really is real this time

You might think you understand James ****ing Franco — artist, provocateur, actor and satirist, but you don't. His life is his art. His Facebook? Art. His semen? Double art. That's why he went ahead and posted a couple of photos of a S&M style Batman outfit. The two pieces are called "50 Shades of Batman and Robin" — the first of which is an innocent enough chest pic, the second is a close up of a Batman mask with what looks to be sexual fluidz on top. As in CUM. As in, Franco jizzed on someone's head and took a photo of it. We're speculating, obviously. It might just be that Franco is (s)punking us with the help of some Clag or another kind of runny, white adhesive. Either way, no judgement.

We're not art critics, so perhaps this kind of creativity is above our meagre comprehension. Clearly it was above Facebook's too, because the semen selfie was quickly removed from Franco's Facey. Not quickly enough, Franco's manager! Not quickly enough. Warning: ART below!



nsfw

Spoiler:

http://oystermag.com/james-francos-nsfw-semen-art

wtf :/ what a freak

[Shaun]

he is quite odd on tumblr & that

[Natalie.]

nasty lol

[Vicky.]

Was expecting more tbh

[arista]

Originally Posted by Cameltoe and Wine

he is quite odd on tumblr & that

Spunk on his Head

[Samm]

Yum , bit weird

[james130]

I think he's hilarious!
But this is a little strange.

Originally Posted by arista

Spunk on his Head

Is that a normal week day for you?

[Jordan.]

[Chuck]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

[arista]

Originally Posted by The Baby Jesus

Is that a normal week day for you?

No



Life In The Fast Lane.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Sam <3

Yum , bit weird

spunk on the head



ideal for some.




Feel The Force

[Marc]

Who hasn't accidentally spunked on their own head?

[Natalie.]

just found out his brother is the hot one from jump street

[armand.kay]