[waterhog]

dog feces - pink or stink petition ? 23.03.15

something is new in the manner
and it is continuous
into the workings is now a spanner
but i want to no is this outrageous.
some say you can not fight fire with fire
or add water to a flood
is this proof they are a liar
because i guess surrounding us all would be this smelly mud.
quick, look please
and don't even blink
the smell will linger like cheese
its coming from that acid pink.
yes it is a big dollop
equal is the highlighted spray
the dog that done it is no trollop
when you got to go its instant with no delay.
i am not blaming
on spraying feces whats your link
how about in this digital age lets get framing
because these "pink highlights" in me are causing a bigger stink.

( do you want to see a pink trollop ? you can here http://dog****agreatbritishobsession...o-pink-to.html. do you want to sign a petition ? you can here https://www.change.org/p/irresponsib...t_created=true or if you can write a better reply that rhymes, please speak now on this forum or hold it in and do not let it out. because if you do - i will pink spray it. )

[arista]

All those who let do not clean up their dogs mess
should be Banned from having dogs.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by arista

All those who let do not clean up their dogs mess
should be Banned from having dogs.

or have it posted through their letterboxes

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

or have it posted through their letterboxes

With the other shit which is the General Election Canvassing brochures?

[kirklancaster]

This 'pink spray' revelation made me frown
Because there's so much Dog **** around my town
It would be cheaper to spray the pavements brown.

[Nedusa]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

This 'pink spray' revelation made me frown
Because there's so much Dog **** around my town
It would be cheaper to spray the pavements brown.

But if you spray the pavements brown
it will almost certainly cause a frown
Better instead to avoid a stink
and keep those dog poos pretty in pink......

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Nedusa

But if you spray the pavements brown
it will almost certainly cause a frown
Better instead to avoid a stink
and keep those dog poos pretty in pink......

Oh Nedusa, you give me a lift
Your poetry is a welcome gift
But better to stop before there's a fuss
When jealous WaterHog falls out with us.

But I will always now just think of you
When I get pink dog shit on my shoe.

[Nedusa]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Oh Nedusa, you give me a lift
Your poetry is a welcome gift
But better to stop before there's a fuss
When jealous WaterHog falls out with us.

But I will always now just think of you
When I get pink dog shit on my shoe.

[DemolitionRed]

I used to go out with a guy who had a dalmatian. He was guilty of never picking up after the dog so I bought him a poopa-scoopa and some handy bags. I know he only used it when I was around because one day I got this whining phone call from him. He had walked his dog in his local park and left the roof down on his precious sports car. When he got back to the car his dogs **** had been dumped on the drivers seat

[MB.]

I love off-season.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by DemolitionRed

I used to go out with a guy who had a dalmatian. He was guilty of never picking up after the dog so I bought him a poopa-scoopa and some handy bags. I know he only used it when I was around because one day I got this whining phone call from him. He had walked his dog in his local park and left the roof down on his precious sports car. When he got back to the car his dogs **** had been dumped on the drivers seat

A great pity that it wasn't the 'Pink as a blancmange' type - it could have been truly 'Just Desserts'.

[waterhog]

nedusa welcome aboard
your first poem post is no fraud.
i hope we have a jingle
and just you keep you mits off rionblue as its not single.
and if you prove to be a poem master
then of-course your prize will be kirklancaster.

[JoshBB]

why the **** are they spraying it pink? this must be a ukip-run council ("no browns allowed!")

but yeah people who don't pick up their dog poo should be fined and given community service imo, make the penalty much harsher to deter people

[Marsh.]

I don't get it. How does spraying it pink embarrass owners?

Do they also stick a flag in it saying "Belongs to Mr Brown from Number 32"?

[waterhog]

marsh - you are giving them ideas shush pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Kizzy]

If you're going to spray it and not remove it at least spray it with something containing an antibacterial and then it lessens the chance of the germs contaminating the soil.

[Kazanne]

It's lazy not to pick your doggie doo up,all it takes is a bag and to bend down,lazy,dirty people who let their dogs crap anywhere,are thoughtless mindless morons.

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

It's lazy not to pick your doggie doo up,all it takes is a bag and to bend down,lazy,dirty people who let their dogs crap anywhere,are thoughtless mindless morons.

[the truth]

what about horse****? their faeces is like a whale giving birth on the roadside, youd need a two tonne poop a scoop to clean up after these filthy nags, yet bleack beauty gets away with it?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by the truth

what about horse****? their faeces is like a whale giving birth on the roadside, youd need a two tonne poop a scoop to clean up after these filthy nags, yet bleack beauty gets away with it?

When horse **** is as common as dog **** then they might.

And horse sh*t has more use.

[Kizzy]

My dad used to stop the effing car and do a little dance when he saw horse poo, free fertilizer :/

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

I don't get it. How does spraying it pink embarrass owners?

Do they also stick a flag in it saying "Belongs to Mr Brown from Number 32"?

Are you intimating that the shit might not be doggy do after all, but human? I have an 'orrible mental image of 'Mr Brown' being 'caught sudden' and dropping his trousers then squatting in the road.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

When horse **** is as common as dog **** then they might.

And horse sh*t has more use.

And it is easier to avoid.

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

When horse **** is as common as dog **** then they might.

And horse sh*t has more use.

more ideas i see - i can just see the new green part manifesto

policy number 1 - any time a horse dose a whoopy dooooooo a member of our party will come out and pick it up and bring it to a allotment and recycle and save the planet.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by waterhog

more ideas i see - i can just see the new green part manifesto

policy number 1 - any time a horse dose a whoopy dooooooo a member of our party will come out and pick it up and bring it to a allotment and recycle and save the planet.

Go WaterHog.