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waterhog · 19-01-2016, 09:39 AM

is gemma a monster ? and has angie cracked ?19.01.16

john had a bad sleep

he had more pinch then a lobster

to gemma was he to steep

by labeling her a monster.

scot could not defend

he feels its wrong for a lovers paradise

stephanie has a boyfriend

she should not be rolling jeremys dice.

advice from the gutter

is it on john taking its toll

in gemma mouth is melting butter

saying john has no ??? whole.

davids advice was not sick

will jimmy hear his sound

don't think with your ????

when you have love don't play around.

now a warning

stephanie had no saviour

unlike the myth on global warming

she must not use threatening behaviour.

johns heart break was sobbing

this was a real break down

my sorrow he was robbing

i hope my words turn round his frown.

i don't spread rumours

but tiffany deserves a award

spreading faster then malignant tumours

tiffany faught this task with a sword.

she won a pampering session

angie was to join

did you see gemmas expression

she had a pain in her groin.

gemma has no appreciation

personal comments are making her claustrophobic

did you like her creation

on the diary room chair she got 5 mins aerobic.

david was still suffering

action from the spare room did lack

home in his head was buffering

while christopher and stephanie done a face pack.

the queen spoke

but did it pass your test

darren is a lovely bloke

gemma who ever she is has no rest.

then to stephanie gemma did hand

graciousness was met fully

both of them i fail to understand

out of a paper bag neither could bully.

angie trying to sleep

while scot was counting his bed notches

david out the back door had no back peep

the party was rocking and flowing was larger and scotches.

angie was irrupting

video footage will have backed

tonight CBB had corrupting

it was the night angie cracked.

Jamie89 · 19-01-2016, 10:27 AM

I don't think Gemma is a monster
But Angie has definitely cracked
As much as I love her
Her mental state is knacked
I don't blame big brother
She was probably always whacked
But I don't like to see her suffer
Like last night after she'd packed

hot2go · 19-01-2016, 10:32 AM

Poll options too limited....Gemma is a monster but Angie has not cracked

rionablue · 19-01-2016, 10:52 AM

Gemma really thinks she's it
With all her airs and graces
As a housemate I think that Gemmas ****
With all her spiteful faces
I never liked her going in
And I don't like her now
Not a hope in Hell she'll win
The busybody cow
David was nice and very good
He was so very funny
To keep in that house I would
Have offered him more money
Angie 's temper is quite loose
Of that there's no denying
But really need her in that house
Or I will end up crying
Kristina is a waste of space
She's boring and so bland
Maybe tonight she'll lose her place
And outside she will land
Steph oh god what a stupid mare
And Jeremy is no better
Im sick of watching that foul pair
They'll never get together
Christopher Darren and even John
In BB are just THERE
If any of them were now gone
Nobody would care
Tiffany can be hard to bare
She has her temper feuds
She doesnt give a **** in there
Not caring if she's rude
Jeremy well what a let down
In bed with Steph is stupid
On him and Stephanie I frown
A match not made by cupid
Scotty has just grown on me
He really is quite witty
Kissing Megan hoping to see
A little bit of titty
Megan threw a massive strop
As she shouted rants and raved
But I like her and that hasn't stopped
She is still riona's fave
Daniella's alright but quite boring
Not interesting I feel
If I had to watch her Id be snoring
I guess she keeps it real
So waterhog my poem is done
Now leave my Meg alone
If you do we'll both have fun
And I'll write another poem

RB x