[waterhog]

a postrophe'e catastrophe'e 31.08.16
　
very interesting debates
but i am taking it personell
with me that mathew's always inflate's
so i am firing back with my arsenal.
the last day of august calendar
it was one of the worst wednesday's
deliberately at me was this propaganda
theres no ifs buts or 2 way'z.
i may not understand a apostrophe
in school i was not like all the other boyz
this poetry writting got me no trophy
that is the reason why noone employes.
my spelling may be usel'ess
i dont even no how to use a com,mas
posting in the village is senceless
2 times a week brutal is the tremour's .
but the wrightstuff stopped people trying
you took away because of the ridicule
if i had no spell check i would not be lyeing bbe lye lying
my apostrophyy catostraphyy is a live match and fuel.

[Gusto Brunt]

Here's my poem it's called Grandma

At skool I was told to right proper grammar
And I said, she's all right, my Grandma
Mr Bells he taught us Inglish at skool
Yes, he was bright, no fool
He said your is spelled two ways
You're is for you are he says
Your is for your cat, or dog
Possession he said
And he didn't mean the Devil!