[Swan]

Please no Love Island fake bollocks. It was just friendly banter with the cleaning and stuff to be fair, but both of these HM's have been in scripted reality where fake romances, and fake romance drama are staple of the show. I really hope they've not been encouraged by the producers/agents or whatever to try spark up some kind of "romance" in the house.

Probably jumping the gun, but we only get 40 mins a day of highlights, there is so much potential for interesting interactions with people from all walks life. We all know the ITV producers love a good fake cringey showmance, it'll be such a let down if they start centring around and pushing that nonsense.

Still not keen on Ella, but who knows she might be interesting. Chris seems ok i guess.

[BBDodge]

Late & Live trying to create something out of nothing.

[Vanessa]

Oh god please no showmances

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Vanessa

Oh god please no showmances

Mickey won’t be happy … he will definitely fancy Ella

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Mickey won’t be happy … he will definitely fancy Ella

Ella is beautiful, but I think she would find him too intimidating

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Mickey won’t be happy … he will definitely fancy Ella

He's showed no interest in Ella and I doubt he'd assume he'd have a chance with her anyway, he's far too old

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

He's showed no interest in Ella and I doubt he'd assume he'd have a chance with her anyway, he's far too old

His ex was a lot younger than him. But yes she's too young.

[Crimson Dynamo]

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

He's showed no interest in Ella and I doubt he'd assume he'd have a chance with her anyway, he's far too old

He tried hard enough with AJ and she was on safe/neutral ground surrounded by bodyguards


I noticed him staring right at her last night in the bedroom - she had her back towards him

[bots]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

He's showed no interest in Ella and I doubt he'd assume he'd have a chance with her anyway, he's far too old

there comes a point where most men realise they no longer stand a chance. The exception being Rupert Murdoch

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by bots

there comes a point where most men realise they no longer stand a chance. The exception being Rupert Murdoch

Yeah, I mean to put it into perspective, Ella's the same age as my daughter and Mickey is older than my mother, her grandmother

[BBDodge]

Ella to Chris: "Do you wanna spray and I'll wipe."

Say no more.

[Beso]

Producers will squeeze this to within an inch of its life.

Get one of them out ASAP.

[Mystic Mock]

Just imagine if the Showmance of the series ended up being Chris and Donna or Ella and Mickey?

But unfortunately we never get the unusual ones.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Mickey won’t be happy … he will definitely fancy Ella

What's made you think that?

For all you know he might be flirting with Donna.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Zizu

He tried hard enough with AJ and she was on safe/neutral ground surrounded by bodyguards


I noticed him staring right at her last night in the bedroom - she had her back towards him

No offense to Ella as she is pretty tbf, ITV for once has landed an attractive female Housemate.

But she's no AJ.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

No offense to Ella as she is pretty tbf, ITV for once has landed an attractive female Housemate.

But she's no AJ.

AJ is a PoundShop Sinitta !!

LOL

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Zizu

AJ is a PoundShop Sinitta !!

LOL

Fair enough.

But going by Mickey nearly getting himself ejected on Launch night over AJ, he clearly agrees with me.

Which tbh I don't know if that's actually a good thing.

[Mystic Mock]

@Zizu

Serious question.

Do you think Ella is more attractive than AJ? Obviously there's no wrong answer, I'm just genuinely curious.

[Ray.]

I found AJ very attractive years ago when she was hosting the sister show alongside Rylan for about five minutes. Nowadays she doesn't really do anything for me. Certainly not ugly or even plain, but for some reason it's like that scene in The Walking Dead where they cover themselves up in zombie innards and are able to pass through a herd of walkers unscathed. I'm the herd in this case. She just doesn't register for me in that way anymore.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

@Zizu

Serious question.

Do you think Ella is more attractive than AJ? Obviously there's no wrong answer, I'm just genuinely curious.

Yes .. imho

Ella is the only piece of eye candy for us red blooded guys


AJ has fantastic , god given legs I will concede though

( doesn’t she know it )!

[Ammi]

…hey handsome, you wanna go for a colonic irrigation…?…

…girl, I thought you’d never ask…

…it’s such an organic and obvious journey from house cleaning together to colon cleaning together…speed dating for colons…

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Yes .. imho

Ella is the only piece of eye candy for us red blooded guys


AJ has fantastic , god given legs I will concede though

( doesn’t she know it )!

Fair enough.

And to you as well @Ray.

[Beso]

In the drone video that LT posted, when Ellie enters the house you can hear the producer shouting get a close up if Chris's reaction as she enters.

Forcing it on us.

Then the, are you single Ellie question last night. Yeah, sob, we, sob, just broke up before I came in..wail wail, sob sob..



PATHETIC...We get enough of this gumpf on love island tyvm..

You also hear the same producer mocking Michael's hair on his entrance as well.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Beso

In the drone video that LT posted, when Ellie enters the house you can hear the producer shouting get a close up if Chris's reaction as she enters.

Forcing it on us.

Then the, are you single Ellie question last night. Yeah, sob, we, sob, just broke up before I came in..wail wail, sob sob..



PATHETIC...We get enough of this gumpf on love island tyvm..

You also hear the same producer mocking Michael's hair on his entrance as well.

Interesting !!